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Offline Aardwolf

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
I don't have a problem with it.

Divide your age by two, add seven, if it's above that threshold, it's all good!

Hm... so, people under 14 years of age are not fit to date, period? Sucks for them.

 

Offline Ghostavo

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
I assume under 14 it works the other way around with that formula applied to your age gives you your maximum threshold while the inverse function gives you your minimum.

At 10, your dating slot is from (10/2)+7 = 12 to (10-7)*2 = 6
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Offline Stealth

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
guys... i didn't really buy this car lol. it was a joke.  wow c'mon guys!

 

Offline Gortef

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Damn you got me
Habeeb it...

 

Offline Mongoose

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
At least that picture makes my '97 Escort look all shiny and new. :p

 

Offline mxlm

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
So how did the escort ride?

*leers*
I will ask that you explain yourself. Please do so with the clear understanding that I may decide I am angry enough to destroy all of you and raze this sickening mausoleum of fraud down to the naked rock it stands on.

 

Offline Blue Lion

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Shoulda gotten one with a removable top.

 

Offline Nuke

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
wheres teh galz?
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Offline MR_T3D

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wheres teh galz?
probably everywhere on thre internet other than here, sorry brah.

 

Offline Thaeris

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Even more so after iamzack got monkeyed...
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Offline Blue Lion

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
again?

 

Offline Stealth

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
in other news, i purchased this on saturday :D :D :D









i've been wanting a toy like this for wayyy too long.  it has a 750cc two cylinder engine, will pull a stump out of the ground, yet can still do 0-75mph in about 11 seconds

 

Offline Mongoose

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
Wow...my car couldn't manage that sort of acceleration. :D

 

Offline redsniper

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Where the hell are you planning to drive a four-wheeler 75mph?!
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Offline Stealth

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
there are plenty of trails man - this is texas.  some of the off-road ATV parks we go to are 3500 acres (over 5 square miles), and there are plenty of flat 'straight aways'.

Still, i would never do 75, but it's good knowing the ATV can.  The fastest i'd go on the straights is maybe 45.

It's like saying "my car can do 180mph".  Have i ever driven it 180?  No. will i ever?  probably not. but it shows just how powerful it is ;)

 

Offline MR_T3D

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I've taken a jetski to 55mph, which was quite cool...thing wouldn't go any faster,
but thats about as fast as one should ever go riding on almost anything.
semi choppy waters meant...fun

 

Offline Enigmatic Entity

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There's no way I'd be going faster than 50km/h on an ATV, especially since you have 30cm of crumple zone + a free catapult if you run into something less than 75cm high...
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Offline Stealth

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oh there's no way i'd ever take it to its top speed either.  all you need is a ball joint or tie rod to go, and like you said, you're catapulting forward at 75mph.  not fun!.  i know too many people that have died like that :/

 

Offline Janos

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
18 years is legal isn't it?


Borderline.

hey

when there's grass on the field, play ball

that solves your legal problems
lol wtf

  

Offline Janos

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Re: pics of the 18yr old escort i got the other day
in other news, i purchased this on saturday :D :D :D









i've been wanting a toy like this for wayyy too long.  it has a 750cc two cylinder engine, will pull a stump out of the ground, yet can still do 0-75mph in about 11 seconds

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lol wtf