[General Battuta]

You are absolutely 100% out of your mind.

It almost makes me want to play your campaign.

So, um, why do you keep editing your posts? At the moment you're our leading culprit for Phantom Post Deleter.

[haloboy100]

I second that notion.

[Goober5000]

He is.  Three of them, in fact.

[General Battuta]

FOR SHAME

MONKEY HIM

[Goober5000]

NO U

[Vretsu]

Look, good people, I really didn't mean to destroy this thread to such an extent.

Tell you what: no more deleting posts. Bewilderingly comprehensive edits will increase to compensate, but nonetheless I expect that less threads will catch fire and fall over whenever I walk by. It's tough to do the right thing, but with all of you standing far enough behind me I expect to get to a safe distance before anyone can react.

[Scotty]

I think that's just asking for a monkey, if he's declaring intent to disrupt conversation.

[Mongoose]

Tell you what: no more deleting posts. Bewilderingly comprehensive edits will increase to compensate, but nonetheless I expect that less threads will catch fire and fall over whenever I walk by. It's tough to do the right thing, but with all of you standing far enough behind me I expect to get to a safe distance before anyone can react.

...wut

[General Battuta]

Look, good people, I really didn't mean to destroy this thread to such an extent.

Tell you what: no more deleting posts. Bewilderingly comprehensive edits will increase to compensate, but nonetheless I expect that less threads will catch fire and fall over whenever I walk by. It's tough to do the right thing, but with all of you standing far enough behind me I expect to get to a safe distance before anyone can react.

Uh, while it may be a bundle of laughs, it is a weee bit disruptive.

[haloboy100]

Maybe you could just get it right the first time?
I know I make pretty hefty edits on my posts sometimes, but I've yet to see that cause any disruption of discussion or  confusion...

And, wow. First I become "greatest guy on HLP" and now I have my own thread regarding my return. The joy. 

[TrashMan]

Seriously though, the only guy out there who seems to do this for the art is Ransom Arceihn. The rest of us are blatant publicity whores.

I do it out of love...LOVE..... LOVE!!!!
Ya hear?

[General Battuta]

Seriously though, the only guy out there who seems to do this for the art is Ransom Arceihn. The rest of us are blatant publicity whores.

I do it out of love...LOVE..... LOVE!!!!
Ya hear?

He's a hunka hunka hunka burning looooooooove