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Offline watsisname

Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #20 on: June 17, 2010, 08:31:05 pm
Well, if my rational mind is correct here, I think they used wood to symbolize the cross, and polystyrene to symbolize the flesh of God.  Glass fibre would obviously represent communion.
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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #21 on: June 18, 2010, 01:26:20 am
Quote from: General Battuta on June 17, 2010, 12:09:03 pm
This sounds suspiciously like the work of Colonel Volgin.
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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #22 on: June 18, 2010, 03:24:52 am
Quote from: newman on June 17, 2010, 03:54:46 am
Just you laugh. You'll laugh even harder when the statute starts walking around with a booming voice from the sky screaming "it's aliiiveee!"

 
 
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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #23 on: June 18, 2010, 08:20:12 am
The Westboro Baptist Church people are gonna have a field day with this -- God smites the idols.
 

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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #24 on: June 19, 2010, 12:15:54 am
Quote from: newman on June 17, 2010, 03:54:46 am
Just you laugh. You'll laugh even harder when the statute starts walking around with a booming voice from the sky screaming "it's aliiiveee!"

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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #25 on: June 19, 2010, 02:28:03 am
Oh! Just look what you've done:





Are you happy now? :lol:
 

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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #26 on: June 19, 2010, 02:55:47 am
Whenever I see those I get tempted to buy some satanic adverts just to balance things up. :p
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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #27 on: June 19, 2010, 03:01:02 am
Doooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeeet  :lol:
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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #28 on: June 19, 2010, 09:27:43 am
Now I know why Google has spiders on this site...
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Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
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Offline el_magnifico

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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #29 on: June 19, 2010, 01:05:19 pm
Quote from: karajorma on June 19, 2010, 02:55:47 am
Whenever I see those I get tempted to buy some satanic adverts just to balance things up. :p
I guess that would be fun as hell. :lol:


And they keep coming!



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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #30 on: June 19, 2010, 09:22:12 pm
That ones almost psuedo-erotic... :wtf:
 

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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #31 on: June 19, 2010, 10:46:14 pm
Isn't there that Ecstasy of Saint Whatever where she got a sexual visit from a seraphim who plunged his spear of fire into her and filled her insides with fire?  Considering the lack of wounds she had afterwards, I'd say the flaming spear was a metaphor for hot angel dick.
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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #32 on: June 19, 2010, 11:47:35 pm
Quote from: SpardaSon21 on June 19, 2010, 10:46:14 pm
Isn't there that Ecstasy of Saint Whatever where she got a sexual visit from a seraphim who plunged his spear of fire into her and filled her insides with fire?  Considering the lack of wounds she had afterwards, I'd say the flaming spear was a metaphor for hot angel dick.

I believe this is exactly correct.
  

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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #33 on: June 22, 2010, 07:35:27 pm
Quote from: SpardaSon21 on June 19, 2010, 10:46:14 pm
Isn't there that Ecstasy of Saint Whatever where she got a sexual visit from a seraphim who plunged his spear of fire into her and filled her insides with fire?  Considering the lack of wounds she had afterwards, I'd say the flaming spear was a metaphor for hot angel dick.

Sounds about right. . .
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