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Offline karajorma

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God hates Jesus
on: June 17, 2010, 12:28:48 am
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/us_and_canada/10331358.stm

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Giant Jesus statue hit by lightning in Ohio

A giant statue of Jesus outside a church in Ohio in the US has been destroyed by lightning.

The glass fibre and plastic foam sculpture caught fire and burned to the ground in what insurance companies have described as an act of God.



You do have to laugh at the insurance company's terminology given the situation.
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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #1 on: June 17, 2010, 12:34:59 am
Hahahahahahaahaha!
 

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Reply #2 on: June 17, 2010, 12:41:52 am
Maybe it is an act of a god, in which case my money is on Zeus.
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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #3 on: June 17, 2010, 12:50:02 am
Already copied it to my cities local religion forum.  That should stir up some great debate.  Yes it's worse then religion and politics threads on HLP combined. 
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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #4 on: June 17, 2010, 03:49:38 am
I lol'd heartily.

They say God works in mysterious ways.  And by mysterious, they obviously mean a heartless bastard with a profound sense of humor.  ;)
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Reply #5 on: June 17, 2010, 03:54:46 am
Just you laugh. You'll laugh even harder when the statute starts walking around with a booming voice from the sky screaming "it's aliiiveee!"
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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #6 on: June 17, 2010, 04:09:29 am
I can't help but roflmao. 
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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #7 on: June 17, 2010, 05:07:06 am
Lightning rods ftw?
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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #8 on: June 17, 2010, 07:14:39 am
Second Commandment ftw.
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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #9 on: June 17, 2010, 07:33:26 am
* Androgeos Exeunt checks the BBC link.

I'm really sorry, but to be honest, that statue's pose makes me think that it was asking for it.
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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #10 on: June 17, 2010, 08:54:22 am
Quote from: Androgeos Exeunt on June 17, 2010, 07:33:26 am
* Androgeos Exeunt checks the BBC link.

I'm really sorry, but to be honest, that statue's pose makes me think that it was asking for it.

They didn't nickname it Touchdown Jesus for nothing :p
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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #11 on: June 17, 2010, 11:57:03 am
I think this is Jesus' way of saying: "Stop building statues and preach 'in my name'! Go and improve the world for a change!"
 

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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #12 on: June 17, 2010, 12:02:06 pm
Quote from: -Joshua- on June 17, 2010, 11:57:03 am
I think this is Jesus' way of saying: "Stop building statues and preach 'in my name'! Go and improve the world for a change!"

I say amen to that.

And stop talking for Jesus ya all.

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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #13 on: June 17, 2010, 12:04:54 pm
Where'd I put my smokes?

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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #14 on: June 17, 2010, 12:08:11 pm
People have been talking for me for 2000 years, why does anyone think I'd care now?

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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #15 on: June 17, 2010, 12:09:03 pm
This sounds suspiciously like the work of Colonel Volgin.
 

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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #16 on: June 17, 2010, 12:57:25 pm
Since god was invented by man, doesn't that make acts of god technically acts of man?
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Offline watsisname

Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #17 on: June 17, 2010, 01:53:58 pm
No, more like acts of physics.
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #18 on: June 17, 2010, 02:04:50 pm
Wouldn't "God smites Jesus"  be a bit more apt? Or perhaps "God gets Old Testament on Jesus" :D
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Re: God hates Jesus
Reply #19 on: June 17, 2010, 06:58:20 pm
As I said in that other thread about creationists:

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The frame is all that remains of the wood, polystyrene and glass fibre statue

What were they thinking? :lol:
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