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Offline The E

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Re: THE E for PRESIDENT
Reply #20 on: November 02, 2010, 04:53:55 pm
Sorry, Axem has that job already.

You can head the FBI.
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Reply #21 on: November 02, 2010, 05:00:04 pm
Quote from: The E on November 02, 2010, 04:53:55 pm
Sorry, Axem has that job already.

You can head the FBI.

Is torture a valid tool to gain information?
 

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Reply #22 on: November 02, 2010, 05:11:21 pm
Only if the subject is a robot.

Or hasn't paid his protection money taxes.
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Reply #23 on: November 02, 2010, 05:11:33 pm
Can I be head of the ATF? :p
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Reply #24 on: November 02, 2010, 05:16:19 pm
Quote from: The E on November 02, 2010, 05:11:21 pm
Only if the subject is a robot.

Or hasn't paid his protection money taxes.

Cool... i mean, thx for clarification. And of course i'll do my job with the required seriousness that is mandatory for this responsible position.
Technically, all humans are organic machines... and i doubt anyone on this planet can pay my protection money taxe rate more then once.


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1. find coders, persuade them to work on FSO
2. have a talk with the leadership of the sy-fy channel
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Reply #25 on: November 02, 2010, 05:23:08 pm
Quote from: Nuclear1 on November 02, 2010, 05:11:33 pm
Can I be head of the ATF? :p

If you wish to be.
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Reply #26 on: November 02, 2010, 05:30:14 pm
Can I be your ambassador? :P
[22:29] <sigtau> Hello, #hard-light?  I'm trying to tell a girl she looks really good for someone who doesn't exercise.  How do I word that non-offensively?
[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"
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Reply #27 on: November 02, 2010, 05:30:24 pm
Can I be your friend?
 

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Reply #28 on: November 02, 2010, 05:31:56 pm
Quote from: Had-- on November 02, 2010, 05:30:14 pm
Can I be your ambassador? :P

No. That's BotenAnna's job.

Quote from: Snail on November 02, 2010, 05:30:24 pm
Can I be your friend?

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Reply #29 on: November 02, 2010, 05:32:23 pm
I have a friend. :)
 

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Reply #30 on: November 02, 2010, 05:35:56 pm
Fine. Head of Foreign Relations? :nervous:
[22:29] <sigtau> Hello, #hard-light?  I'm trying to tell a girl she looks really good for someone who doesn't exercise.  How do I word that non-offensively?
[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"
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<batwota> wouldn’t that mean that it’s prepared to kiss your ass if you flank it :p
<batwota> wow
<batwota> KILL
 

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Reply #31 on: November 02, 2010, 05:41:47 pm
Quote from: Had-- on November 02, 2010, 05:35:56 pm
Fine. Head of Foreign Relations? :nervous:

Under the new regime, all female foreign dignitaries...no that's a bad idea. We'll give it to Dekker.
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Reply #32 on: November 02, 2010, 06:03:45 pm
I am Secretary of State.  In our last Cabinet Meeting, we decided that next time a terrorist nation asked for nukes, we'd send em some. 

We also decided to explore fusion...we really need a scientific advisor for Mr. President.  I'm hoping for someone who reminds me of Rockhound in Armageddon.

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Re: THE E for PRESIDENT
Reply #33 on: November 02, 2010, 07:57:07 pm
Quote from: NGTM-1R on November 02, 2010, 05:41:47 pm
Quote from: Had-- on November 02, 2010, 05:35:56 pm
Fine. Head of Foreign Relations? :nervous:

Under the new regime, all female foreign dignitaries...no that's a bad idea. We'll give it to Dekker.

 
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