I am Secretary of State. In our last Cabinet Meeting, we decided that next time a terrorist nation asked for nukes, we'd send em some.
We also decided to explore fusion...we really need a scientific advisor for Mr. President. I'm hoping for someone who reminds me of Rockhound in Armageddon.
"I got a double doctorate from M.I.T., chemistry and geology, so what? I won the westing house award at age 17, big deal. Why do I do this job? The pay ain't bad, the scenery changes, and sometimes, they let me use explosives. OK, cyclops lady's kinda freakin me out."