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Offline General Battuta

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #20 on: February 07, 2011, 12:17:07 pm
Quote from: TopAce on February 07, 2011, 12:12:22 pm
It's appealing to that meager yet enthusiastic crowd it was written for. There's nothing more to it than that.

It was written as comedy. The person who wrote this did not actually get a hardon from the idea of Jesus and Hitler having an awesome life partnership.
 

Offline Lucika

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #21 on: February 07, 2011, 12:41:29 pm
It really is legitimate humor. Gross, wtf-full, absurd, perverted humor, but humor nonetheless.
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Offline iamzack

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #22 on: February 07, 2011, 12:45:52 pm
Battuta, what the hell isn't vanilla.

WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline achtung

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #23 on: February 07, 2011, 12:48:10 pm
I'm glad at the end
Spoiler:
there was ice-cream
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In the wise words of Charles de Gaulle, "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."

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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #24 on: February 07, 2011, 12:58:25 pm
What a sweet story, such a happy finish ending :)
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline FireSpawn

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #25 on: February 07, 2011, 01:20:17 pm
Quote from: Lucika on February 07, 2011, 07:39:41 am
Quote from: sayoqod on February 07, 2011, 07:15:08 am
Quote from: Mongoose on February 07, 2011, 12:44:59 am
I'm not about to sit down and read it, but have none of you ever heard of Rule 34 before?  This is kind of a given. :p

No exceptions.

Not even FreeSpace?! :O

Well there was this one time in FRED that involved an Orion and an Arcadia...
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

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Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #26 on: February 07, 2011, 01:57:49 pm
Quote from: FireSpawn on February 07, 2011, 01:20:17 pm
Quote from: Lucika on February 07, 2011, 07:39:41 am
Quote from: sayoqod on February 07, 2011, 07:15:08 am
Quote from: Mongoose on February 07, 2011, 12:44:59 am
I'm not about to sit down and read it, but have none of you ever heard of Rule 34 before?  This is kind of a given. :p

No exceptions.

Not even FreeSpace?! :O

Well there was this one time in FRED that involved an Orion and an Arcadia...

That was me.....and I never released that mission lol
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline Nuclear1

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #27 on: February 07, 2011, 05:15:26 pm
Quote from: Lucika on February 07, 2011, 07:39:41 am
Quote from: sayoqod on February 07, 2011, 07:15:08 am
Quote from: Mongoose on February 07, 2011, 12:44:59 am
I'm not about to sit down and read it, but have none of you ever heard of Rule 34 before?  This is kind of a given. :p

No exceptions.

Not even FreeSpace?! :O

* Nuclear1 thinks long about Wings of Moan...
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline Lucika

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #28 on: February 07, 2011, 05:19:51 pm
Quote from: Nuclear1 on February 07, 2011, 05:15:26 pm
* Nuclear1 thinks long about Wings of Moan...

The Don't-Ask-What Insurgency...
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Offline swashmebuckle

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #29 on: February 07, 2011, 05:22:35 pm
Quote from: iamzack on February 07, 2011, 12:45:52 pm
Battuta, what the hell isn't vanilla.
There was that one that featured a certain number of girls and a lesser number of cups.  It probably deserves chocolate certification.
 

Offline qazwsx

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #30 on: February 07, 2011, 05:34:42 pm
Quote from: swashmebuckle on February 07, 2011, 05:22:35 pm
Quote from: iamzack on February 07, 2011, 12:45:52 pm
Battuta, what the hell isn't vanilla.
There was that one that featured a certain number of girls and a lesser number of cups.  It probably deserves chocolate certification.
meh, SWAP.AVI was worse.
<Achillion> I mean, it's not like he's shoving the brain-goo in a usb slot and praying to kurzweil to bring the singularity

<dsockwell> idk about you guys but the reason i follow God's law is so I can get my rocks off in the afterlife
 

Offline Snail

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #31 on: February 07, 2011, 05:42:25 pm
And I remember when the goatse was supposed to be bad.
 

Offline Mongoose

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #32 on: February 07, 2011, 06:32:41 pm
Yeah, it sort of says something when goatse is benign now. :p

*could not get through 2girls1cup without dry-heaving and closing the page immediately*
 

Offline Qent

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #33 on: February 07, 2011, 06:49:15 pm
Quote from: Lucika on February 07, 2011, 07:39:41 am
Quote from: sayoqod on February 07, 2011, 07:15:08 am
Quote from: Mongoose on February 07, 2011, 12:44:59 am
I'm not about to sit down and read it, but have none of you ever heard of Rule 34 before?  This is kind of a given. :p

No exceptions.

Not even FreeSpace?! :O
Trashman's juggernaut?
  

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #34 on: February 07, 2011, 07:40:41 pm
Quote from: Lucika on February 07, 2011, 05:19:51 pm
Quote from: Nuclear1 on February 07, 2011, 05:15:26 pm
* Nuclear1 thinks long about Wings of Moan...

The Don't-Ask-What Insurgency...

Black P--

Er, nevermind...
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
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