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Offline Lucika

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I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
on: February 06, 2011, 06:09:49 pm
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6130321/1/Jesus_and_Hitler_A_Romance

Beware, +18 material for the more sensitive guys out there.

What the... whaddada WA?

 :jaw: :jaw:
« Last Edit: February 06, 2011, 06:13:47 pm by Lucika »
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Offline Nuclear1

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #1 on: February 06, 2011, 06:16:26 pm
what is this i don't even
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline Shivan Hunter

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #2 on: February 06, 2011, 06:28:58 pm
wat
 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #3 on: February 06, 2011, 06:33:27 pm
!?!

for srs?
 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #4 on: February 06, 2011, 06:50:22 pm
guys, this is pretty vanilla
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #5 on: February 06, 2011, 11:28:29 pm
I'm sorry, was this supposed to make me care?

The content is bat****, but bat**** content can go some pretty good places as people who wander into the Eva section have probably figured out. Other than that, it actually seems fairly well-written.
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Offline Mongoose

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #6 on: February 07, 2011, 12:44:59 am
I'm not about to sit down and read it, but have none of you ever heard of Rule 34 before?  This is kind of a given. :p
 

Offline watsisname

Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #7 on: February 07, 2011, 01:08:59 am
Spoiler:
Jesus was happy for the first time in his life.

D'awwww. <3
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.
 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #8 on: February 07, 2011, 02:39:00 am
What the ****?! This **** is bananas!
 

Offline Mefustae

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #9 on: February 07, 2011, 03:29:13 am
Could be weirder. They could be furries and spend half the fic yiffing.

Yeeeaah, let's all just imagine that for a sec.
 

Offline Hades

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #10 on: February 07, 2011, 07:00:20 am
Quote from: Mefustae on February 07, 2011, 03:29:13 am
Could be weirder. They could be furries and spend half the fic yiffing.

Yeeeaah, let's all just imagine that for a sec.

...

[22:29] <sigtau> Hello, #hard-light?  I'm trying to tell a girl she looks really good for someone who doesn't exercise.  How do I word that non-offensively?
[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"
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<batwota> wouldn’t that mean that it’s prepared to kiss your ass if you flank it :p
<batwota> wow
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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #11 on: February 07, 2011, 07:15:08 am
Quote from: Mongoose on February 07, 2011, 12:44:59 am
I'm not about to sit down and read it, but have none of you ever heard of Rule 34 before?  This is kind of a given. :p

No exceptions.
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Offline iamzack

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #12 on: February 07, 2011, 07:28:58 am
I've seen worse. :|
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Kszyhu

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #13 on: February 07, 2011, 07:37:39 am
Quote from: Hades on February 07, 2011, 07:00:20 am
Quote from: Mefustae on February 07, 2011, 03:29:13 am
Could be weirder. They could be furries and spend half the fic yiffing.

Yeeeaah, let's all just imagine that for a sec.

...

gif


Fortunately, to imagine that, you have to know what 'yiffing' means.
...

 :shaking:
 

Offline Lucika

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #14 on: February 07, 2011, 07:39:41 am
Quote from: sayoqod on February 07, 2011, 07:15:08 am
Quote from: Mongoose on February 07, 2011, 12:44:59 am
I'm not about to sit down and read it, but have none of you ever heard of Rule 34 before?  This is kind of a given. :p

No exceptions.

Not even FreeSpace?! :O
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Offline swashmebuckle

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #15 on: February 07, 2011, 08:16:56 am
I consider myself something of an expert on the Jesus-gets-fellated subgenre, having once featured the act using stop motion with real renaissance masterpieces in a music video, and I gotta say this Hitler angle didn't really do anything for it IMO.  Maybe if, instead of time travel, Hitler
Spoiler:
teleported to the Yalta conference and teamed up with Stalin for an all-monster DP on Churchill while FDR watched helpless with a raging hard-on
then you might have had something, but Jesus?  I mean, once you've done
Spoiler:
snuff
you really can't escalate the shock value much.  Still, points for trying.
 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #16 on: February 07, 2011, 08:44:10 am
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Quote from: swashmebuckle on February 07, 2011, 08:16:56 am
I consider myself something of an expert on the Jesus-gets-fellated subgenre, having once featured the act using stop motion with real renaissance masterpieces in a music video, and I gotta say this Hitler angle didn't really do anything for it IMO.  Maybe if, instead of time travel, Hitler
Spoiler:
teleported to the Yalta conference and teamed up with Stalin for an all-monster DP on Churchill while FDR watched helpless with a raging hard-on
then you might have had something, but Jesus?  I mean, once you've done
Spoiler:
snuff
you really can't escalate the shock value much.  Still, points for trying.

stand aside folks, let the man through

p.s. furries are also pretty vanilla and getting upset about yiff is like cooties
 

Offline watsisname

Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #17 on: February 07, 2011, 11:43:22 am
Quote from: Lucika on February 07, 2011, 07:39:41 am
Quote from: sayoqod on February 07, 2011, 07:15:08 am
Quote from: Mongoose on February 07, 2011, 12:44:59 am
I'm not about to sit down and read it, but have none of you ever heard of Rule 34 before?  This is kind of a given. :p

No exceptions.

Not even FreeSpace?! :O

Ahem.  *clears throat*

Ok we start off with A GTCv Sobek and an Arcadia...
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.
 

Offline Rodo

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #18 on: February 07, 2011, 11:57:51 am
Just read till I got to the bed thing....

****, that's some weird fantabulous story.
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Offline TopAce

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Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Reply #19 on: February 07, 2011, 12:12:22 pm
It's appealing to that meager yet enthusiastic crowd it was written for. There's nothing more to it than that.
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