We are also accepting for the part of Narol's evil Vasudan twin.
Applicants must be able to speak Vasudan tongue in at least 46 different languages in accordance with (at least) rank, position, orientation and distance modifiers.
Evilness is a necessity, own henchmen and evil plan optional. Previous experience prefered, but not required as on site training is available.
Simply forward voice sample with attached picture and previous evil deed.
Sample: "Balta-jyofi yo-hmbi-dagraxk. Szum-qazignof-szodieav."
Accounting for stellar displacement of the third star of Zinglon, spacial distance of 45 light years to the emperor, standing four metres due south of the equatorial line of Vasudan Prime six years ago. Ranking as a gerbal eating psychopathic genius fish lover.
All applications should be sent to LtNarol, as I am to busy hatching my own evil plans from your voice samples to deal with such a minor task... that is what I've got underling like Narol for
Read: The above is a joke and is not to be taken seriously. Failure to comply will result in a good slapping with a rotten trout. That is all.