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Offline JR2000Z

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Reply #20 on: September 05, 2002, 07:27:15 pm
tell me when those come out for men. :nervous:
I finally destoryed the Shivan armada and all I got was this lousy T shirt.
 

Offline DragonClaw

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Reply #21 on: September 05, 2002, 10:04:51 pm
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Originally posted by JR2000Z
tell me when those come out for men. :nervous:


Just hollow out the broomstick... and...

eh...

:nervous: :shaking:
 

Offline Kamikaze

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Reply #22 on: September 05, 2002, 10:20:55 pm
ya know this must have been made by those health educators for elementary/middle school kids...

"It's okay to masturbate, it's okay that you feel that you want to screw every girl you see in the mouth, you're growing up. It's okay to be yourself. it's okay to....."

.......conspiracy!
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Offline Vertigo1

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Reply #23 on: September 05, 2002, 11:38:12 pm
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Originally posted by RKIF-DragonClaw


Just hollow out the broomstick... and...

eh...

:nervous: :shaking:


And hope you don't get splinters. :lol:
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Offline Kitsune

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Reply #24 on: September 05, 2002, 11:44:15 pm
Heh, seen it before, (sent the link to everyone on my icq list) surprised it's still up there.
Still can't get ahold of my grandma (A lawyer for mattell) to tell them to get it pulled or something...

Did anyone notice some reviewers gave it 3 stars under 'education' and most gave 5 stars for 'durability'?

A friend quipped 'Yup, cause Sex-Ed is very useful in that age catagory'.
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Offline vyper

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Reply #25 on: September 06, 2002, 05:01:34 am
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Originally posted by Kamikaze
ya know this must have been made by those health educators for elementary/middle school kids...

"It's okay to masturbate, it's okay that you feel that you want to screw every girl you see in the mouth, you're growing up. It's okay to be yourself. it's okay to....."

.......conspiracy!


:lol:
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Offline wEvil

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Reply #26 on: September 06, 2002, 09:42:01 am
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Still can't get ahold of my grandma (A lawyer for mattell) to tell them to get it pulled or something...


Oh you're going to ruin all the fun!
 

Offline Kitsune

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Reply #27 on: September 06, 2002, 09:59:18 am
Ruin the fun?
Oh no...

The real fun begins when they find out what's "wrong" with the product and trying to come up with a reasonable excuse that will get the toy pulled, yet not cause a big stir with those who still have them so people won't freak out with the pull.

I mean, who here heard of the original model of the 'my size barbie' and the stories about why it was pulled?
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Offline Nico

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Reply #28 on: September 06, 2002, 10:01:05 am
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Originally posted by Kitsune
Ruin the fun?
Oh no...

The real fun begins when they find out what's "wrong" with the product and trying to come up with a reasonable excuse that will get the toy pulled, yet not cause a big stir with those who still have them so people won't freak out with the pull.

I mean, who here heard of the original model of the 'my size barbie' and the stories about why it was pulled?


and what about the infamous "hello kitty shoulder relaxer" :p
SCREW CANON!
 

Offline wEvil

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Reply #29 on: September 06, 2002, 10:07:12 am
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and what about the infamous "hello kitty shoulder relaxer" :p


or famous...depending on what your preference was ;7
 

Offline Fineus

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Reply #30 on: September 06, 2002, 10:08:00 am
You can still buy them ;)

Warning: Link unsuitable for young children (heh, who am I kidding).

http://www.jlist.com/cgi-bin/shop.cgi?ss=Hello+Kitty+Vibrator&function=search

For shoulders... of course...:nervous:
 

Offline wEvil

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Reply #31 on: September 06, 2002, 10:12:35 am
:wtf:

crazy buggahs.
 

Offline Nico

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Reply #32 on: September 06, 2002, 10:12:53 am
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You can still buy them ;)

Warning: Link unsuitable for young children (heh, who am I kidding).

http://www.jlist.com/cgi-bin/shop.cgi?ss=Hello+Kitty+Vibrator&function=search

For shoulders... of course...:nervous:


yeah, I saw it there too :D it's in the adult toys section too :lol:
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Offline Styxx

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Reply #33 on: September 06, 2002, 10:22:46 am
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I mean, who here heard of the original model of the 'my size barbie' and the stories about why it was pulled?


My size Barbie?!? :wtf:
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Offline wEvil

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Reply #34 on: September 06, 2002, 10:28:12 am
you got him interested now!!

;7 :shaking:
 

Offline Stunaep

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Reply #35 on: September 06, 2002, 12:07:40 pm
well, look what some of us are interested in. ;7
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Offline JR2000Z

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Reply #36 on: September 06, 2002, 01:13:24 pm
In the original cover in one of the Little Mermaid movies, the artist drew a.......as for one of the castle's towers. That also got pulled out of the shelves.
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #37 on: September 06, 2002, 03:49:12 pm
Not to mention 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit".... a Disney animator inserted a single frame when, when Jesica Rabbit (cartoon wumman) get's chucked from the cab flying through the air, you can apparently see her, er, nether regions.

As this is suppossedly invisible to the human eye (being a single frame image), what really worries me is that someone found it...........
 

Offline Vertigo1

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Reply #38 on: September 06, 2002, 04:34:14 pm
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Originally posted by Kitsune
I mean, who here heard of the original model of the 'my size barbie' and the stories about why it was pulled?


I heard of them, but never heard why they were pulled.  (Though I have a very good idea why. :D)
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"Because we're in a hurry!" - Professor

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Offline Gortef

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Reply #39 on: September 07, 2002, 11:18:39 am
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Originally posted by Thunder
You can still buy them ;)

Warning: Link unsuitable for young children (heh, who am I kidding).

http://www.jlist.com/cgi-bin/shop.cgi?ss=Hello+Kitty+Vibrator&function=search

For shoulders... of course...:nervous:


:lol: :lol:
Habeeb it...
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