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Offline Zeronet

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Reply #60 on: October 15, 2002, 09:52:07 am
It was a SA80A2, nothing wrong with em, cept the squaddies cleaned them wrong. The SA80 is one of the most accurate rifles in the world.
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Offline Kellan

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Reply #61 on: October 15, 2002, 09:52:07 am
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*hands Kellen a SA80A2, a cleaning manual, some ammo and drops him in the middle of Yemen*

Have fun old chap :p


All right, I have a manual! I can do anything! :D
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Offline Zeronet

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Reply #62 on: October 15, 2002, 09:55:17 am
I dont know about that, you do lack Military training.
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Offline Kellan

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Reply #63 on: October 15, 2002, 09:56:33 am
No, you do.
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Reply #64 on: October 15, 2002, 09:58:30 am
Nothing beats the good old hydrogen bomb... ;7

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This really had me laughing... :D
 

Offline Zeronet

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Reply #65 on: October 15, 2002, 10:00:02 am
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No, you do.


I dont, i spent time in the Air Cadets, they had L98s(proper name for SA80). Course they made em semi-auto, mainly for safety reasons.
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Offline Kellan

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Reply #66 on: October 15, 2002, 10:00:33 am
CP: I take it you read that article too, then.

National Sport: soccer, and 'martyr-ball'. :p

And apparently the Iraqis are holding hostage billions of barrels of American oil beneath their country too, the bastards. :D
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Offline Zeronet

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Reply #67 on: October 15, 2002, 10:01:13 am
Read what Article?
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Reply #68 on: October 15, 2002, 10:01:55 am
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CP: I take it you read that article too, then.


Yeah, I saw that article; some pretty funny stuff... :D
 

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Reply #69 on: October 15, 2002, 10:02:07 am
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Read what Article?


I meant CP, but in the time I took to write my post you interposed one and made things make no sense. No sense at all! :eek:
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Offline Kellan

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Reply #70 on: October 15, 2002, 10:03:12 am
Balls, this post makes no sense anymore. Sniip![/size]
« Last Edit: October 15, 2002, 10:05:22 am by 323 »
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Reply #71 on: October 15, 2002, 10:03:20 am
aah, too many posts coming up simultaneously; this feels like word association... :p

eh? I changed around the post there since you had also changed yours before; I did not originally know you were addressing me. :p :D
 

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Reply #72 on: October 15, 2002, 10:03:26 am
I bet some crazed individual could make sense out of it somehow.

EDIT: Only 45mins until the X-Ray diffration is finished on the table salt. The joys of work experiance at Daresbury Laboratory :D.
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Offline Kellan

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Reply #73 on: October 15, 2002, 10:04:02 am
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I bet some crazed individual could make sense out of it somehow.


I can!

...And you rest your case. :)
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Offline Kellan

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Reply #74 on: October 15, 2002, 10:06:49 am
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EDIT: Only 45mins until the X-Ray diffration is finished on the table salt. The joys of work experiance at Daresbury Laboratory :D.


Can you score me some Anthrax? Or methadone? Failing that, Caesium will do.

:devil:
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Offline Zeronet

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Reply #75 on: October 15, 2002, 10:10:22 am
I work in the Materials Science Lab, there aint no biological stuff like that. The most deadly thing at Daresbury is the Synchrotron radiation source, if you find yourself inside a hutch when the X-rays are on, your dead within 2 seconds. Its actually quite a dangerous place, with chemicals etc everywhere.
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Reply #76 on: October 15, 2002, 03:47:44 pm
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I work in the Materials Science Lab, there aint no biological stuff like that. The most deadly thing at Daresbury is the Synchrotron radiation source, if you find yourself inside a hutch when the X-rays are on, your dead within 2 seconds. Its actually quite a dangerous place, with chemicals etc everywhere.


Hey, we've got our very on Gordon Freeman here! :D
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Reply #77 on: October 16, 2002, 10:31:26 am
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I'm talking about the sheer amoung of propaganda they can fit on one web page.


PETA

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Reply #78 on: October 17, 2002, 09:03:03 am
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Can you score me some Anthrax? Or methadone? Failing that, Caesium will do.

:devil:


How about aspirin?
  

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Reply #79 on: October 17, 2002, 11:50:20 am
Consume large amounts of chocolate. That will make the hypothalamus secrete more endorphins, a natural pain killer and oppiate...



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