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Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #20 on: October 13, 2002, 11:53:41 pm
The thing is, the real page is almost as funny:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/infocus/iraq/index.html
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline Blue Lion

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Reply #21 on: October 13, 2002, 11:56:44 pm
Yup, funny stuff :wtf:
 

Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #22 on: October 13, 2002, 11:57:46 pm
I'm talking about the sheer amoung of propaganda they can fit on one web page.
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #23 on: October 14, 2002, 12:03:58 am
wow, 3 uses of the word decade, 4 deceptions all without even scrolling down.

 3 links to "Evil Iraq" and 2 non direct links.

hmm.. i'll look around later
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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #24 on: October 14, 2002, 12:55:32 am
Hmmm... I like the bit about "hoping against the evidence"

...That Iraq can be justifiably invaded?
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Offline Fineus

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Reply #25 on: October 14, 2002, 01:01:07 am
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Originally posted by heretic
Thunder - that's not the official WH page, the whitehouse webpage is a .gov

I know that. But despite it - someone will take it seriously. Thats my whole point!

Sighs... Nevermind... forget it :blah:
 

Offline Stunaep

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Reply #26 on: October 14, 2002, 08:38:15 am
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Originally posted by Stryke 9


Would it be considered "wasting" it if I did it in someone's hamburger?

Had to ask.


You made me never eat a hamburger again.
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Offline Borealis

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Reply #27 on: October 14, 2002, 02:08:13 pm
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Myth: Masturbation is harmless.
Reality: Medical science proves that chronic masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness


then why am I still so farsighted? :D
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Offline Stunaep

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Reply #28 on: October 14, 2002, 02:19:01 pm
I refuse to comment that.


Can I have you phone number? :D
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Offline Martinus

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Reply #29 on: October 14, 2002, 02:26:20 pm
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Originally posted by Borealis


then why am I still so farsighted? :D


First time I've used this and most likely the last:  ;7 ;7 ;7

BTW Tiara exactly how did you end up finding this little story? :wtf:

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Offline Borealis

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Reply #30 on: October 14, 2002, 02:38:19 pm
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Originally posted by Stunaep
I refuse to comment that.


Can I have you phone number? :D


Not if you're going to keep contradicting yourself :lol:
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Offline Stunaep

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Reply #31 on: October 14, 2002, 02:48:42 pm
I'm not contradicting.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I think I'm gonna cry.
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Offline Stunaep

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Reply #32 on: October 14, 2002, 02:50:02 pm
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Originally posted by Borealis


then why am I still so farsighted? :D


You don't remember?

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Medical science proves that chronic masturbation causes forgetfulness


Does that answer your question? ;7
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Offline Borealis

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Reply #33 on: October 14, 2002, 02:57:49 pm
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Originally posted by Stunaep

I think I'm gonna cry.


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Medical science proves that chronic masturbation causes depression


;)
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #34 on: October 14, 2002, 03:00:19 pm
*slowly backs out of thread*
 

Offline Stunaep

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Reply #35 on: October 14, 2002, 03:20:24 pm
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Medical science proves that chronic masturbation causes smart-ass remarks


Actually, I just made that up.:p
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #36 on: October 14, 2002, 03:25:41 pm
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Originally posted by Stunaep


Actually, I just made that up.:p


Course you did, sunshine.
 

Offline Borealis

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Reply #37 on: October 14, 2002, 03:45:19 pm
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Originally posted by aldo_14
*slowly backs out of thread*


ever notice how people who say that always come back? :nod:
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Offline Zeronet

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Reply #38 on: October 14, 2002, 03:53:12 pm
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
The thing is, the real page is almost as funny:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/infocus/iraq/index.html


:wtf: Its actually quite a serious matter.
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #39 on: October 14, 2002, 03:53:43 pm
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Originally posted by Borealis


ever notice how people who say that always come back? :nod:


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