(Credit to the bloke who posted it on the uni newsgroup....)

> "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
> George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between mother and child."
> Gov GWB
>
> "Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance
> from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are
> canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is
> oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
> Gov GW Bush, Jr., 8/11/94
>
> "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this
> century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this
> century."
> GW Bush, 9/15/95
>
> "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
> democracy, but that could change."
> GWB 5/22/98
>
> "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one
> word is 'to be prepared'."
> Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93
>
> "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
> Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96
>
> "Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because
> it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."
> Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000
>
> "I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."
>
> "Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it isÑI'm not sure 80 percent of
> the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm
> the president."
>
> "If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm
> for it."
> St. Louis, Mo., October 18, 2000
>
> "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the
> future."
> Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
> Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97
>
> "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have
> a tremendous impact on history."
> Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
> GW Bush, Jr. to Sam Donaldson
>
> "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm
> commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
> Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
> George W. Bush,
>
> "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
> Gov G W. Bush
>
> "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
> Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97
>
> "For NASA, space is still a high priority."
> Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93
>
> "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
> Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95
>
> "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in
> our air and water that are doing it."
> Gov George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
> George W. Bush
>
> "Public speaking is very easy."
> Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to reporters in 10/9
>
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