[an0n]

I'm stuck behind a college firewall and thus can't access certain sites. Could someone please save the pages from these two links, zip 'em and upload to: http://www.fattonys.com/images  Or post the text contents here.

http://www.studentcentral.co.uk/coursework/GCSE_Coursework/Biology/Enzymes/

http://www.essaybank.co.uk/A_Level/Biology/

Muchos gracias.

[Tiara]

Trying to copy essays of the net? Hehehehehe....

*thinks of the times where it was that easy to copy an essay of the net*

Anywayz, these pages have links on themselves (about 20) and would still be useless for you then since they would also be blocked.

[an0n]

****.

Meh, thanks anyway.

[Tiara]

Well, I can d/l those links... Its easily done. Just give me 5 minutes

[Tiara]

Here: http://www.fattonys.com/images/upload/essays.rar

There are about 40 essays

[Knight Templar]

heh, i coulda used some of those a month ago..

biology sure is a *****...

[Fineus]

Piss easy compared to physics and chemistry though... never could get the hang of them. Physics is to much like maths (at which I suck) and the only good thing about Chem is the purdy experiments.

[an0n]

Chemistry = I pay no attention and suck at practicals, allowing the bearded retard of a teacher to make an example of me during every single lesson.
Biology = I pay no attention and suck at practicals but seem to get kick-ass grades.
Physics = Piece of piss. I kick ass at practicals, kick ass at theory and generally own.
Math = Again, piece of piss. I pay no attention and get everything right.

*is incredibly drunk and can still do his Maths homework*

[Fineus]

Originally posted by an0n
Chemistry = I pay no attention and suck at practicals, allowing the bearded retard of a teacher to make an example of me during every single lesson.

Admit it, someone somewhere cloned that part of you or me to create on of us. That's exactly how my Chem lessons went.

[an0n]

Ya see this?:

Originally posted by Thunder
Admit it, someone somewhere cloned that part of you or me to create on of us. That's exactly how my Chem lessons went.

And d'ya see this?:

Originally posted by an0n
*is incredibly drunk*

I'm sooooo confused right now it's not even funny.
*sits and cries*


And speaking of Chem lessons, I had the pleasure of watching my bearded chem teacher spill Sodium Hydroxide all over his groin. The few seconds he took to decide wether to take off his trousers or let his testicles disintegrate were most amusing.

[CP5670]

I never liked Biology, as it was all just term memorization (and the biologists always pick the worst, most cryptic Latin words for their terms ) and no real analysis of anything. Chemistry had sort of the same problem, although at least there was a little math, but it had way too many labs/experiments for my tastes (I hate those). Physics was far, far better than the others, since it is mostly just math, although even there I could have done without the funky projects, and Math itself you all know what I think. (well, certain areas of math anyway)

[diamondgeezer]

Obtaining an A in GCSE chemistry required  no effort on my part whatsoever.

A-Level chemistry, however,  was so hard I wanted to cry. Strangely enough, our chemistry lecturer was also bearded... maybe there's a law concerning such things...

[an0n]

Have you seen the 70's Noble-gases video with the balloons that drop like bricks? Well if you have, the guy in it, I'm sure he's my chem teacher. If you've seen it, think of that guy with a huge grey beard and wrinklier face........and an alkaline soaked groin.