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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #40 on: November 20, 2002, 01:47:00 pm
Razor, why do you always seem so angry with the world?
 

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Reply #41 on: November 20, 2002, 02:15:44 pm
maybe the world is always angry at him...

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Reply #42 on: November 20, 2002, 07:01:25 pm
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Originally posted by Reaper
New joke...

I am drinking milk...


Damn... that didn't sound good :(


:wtf:
:wtf:
:wtf:

oh... i get it... :D

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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #43 on: November 20, 2002, 07:36:10 pm
Hey CP! Ask me if I've heard the one about the statitician! Quick!


And that milk joke was funny on so many levels... odd but very funny
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #44 on: November 20, 2002, 07:55:40 pm
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Offline Sesquipedalian

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Reply #45 on: November 20, 2002, 09:37:56 pm
The philosophy of Immanuel Kant isn't really hard, it's just phenomenally hard! :lol:

*waits to see if anyone gets it...*
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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #46 on: November 20, 2002, 09:55:51 pm
Keep waiting...
 

Offline Blue Lion

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Reply #47 on: November 20, 2002, 09:56:24 pm
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Keep waiting...
 

Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #48 on: November 20, 2002, 11:14:17 pm
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Well, I didn't laugh, but it was funnier than 90% of the stuff here. Just so long as you keep away from the dead baby jokes.;)


So, what's worse than ten babies in a bin?

One baby in ten bins...
 

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Reply #49 on: November 20, 2002, 11:16:38 pm
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Hey CP! Ask me if I've heard the one about the statitician! Quick!


uh, I don't think I have heard that myself, but anyway, have you heard the joke about the statistician? :D

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The philosophy of Immanuel Kant isn't really hard, it's just phenomenally hard! :lol:

*waits to see if anyone gets it...*


lol, I actually got the joke there... :p :D
 

Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #50 on: November 20, 2002, 11:42:19 pm
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...have you heard the joke about the statistician?


Probably...

:lol:
 

Offline Razor

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Reply #51 on: November 21, 2002, 04:53:08 am
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Razor, why do you always seem so angry with the world?


Well actually I am not angry at the world but it's just that I am upset because we have this hard stuff to do in math and since the things are the way they are... well I suppose you get the point.
  

Offline Sesquipedalian

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Reply #52 on: November 21, 2002, 11:40:49 pm
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Originally posted by CP5670

lol, I actually got the joke there... :p :D
I figured if anyone did it might be you...
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