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Offline an0n

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The definition of irony?
Reply #20 on: May 29, 2003, 09:50:47 am
Or your plane crashing the first time you fly.
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Offline kasperl

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Reply #21 on: May 29, 2003, 09:57:22 am
Or a traffic jam when you're already late.
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Reply #22 on: May 29, 2003, 09:59:39 am
Or a death-row pardon, 2 minutes too late.
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Offline kasperl

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Reply #23 on: May 29, 2003, 10:01:07 am
Or a free ride when you already paid
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The definition of irony?
Reply #24 on: May 29, 2003, 10:05:02 am
It's meeting the man/woman of your dreams and then meeting his/her beautiful husband/wife/live-in-love/fag-slave.
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Offline kasperl

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Reply #25 on: May 29, 2003, 10:07:11 am
Or the good advice you just didn't take.


i think we're out now.

*checks lyrics on some website*

yep, we're all out.
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The definition of irony?
Reply #26 on: May 29, 2003, 10:10:07 am
Black fly in yer chardonnay?
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Reply #27 on: May 29, 2003, 10:15:17 am
Meeting the woman of your dreams, and then finding out you're impotent.
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Reply #28 on: May 29, 2003, 10:16:33 am
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Originally posted by an0n
Black fly in yer chardonnay?


that's the one i forgott.
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Reply #29 on: May 29, 2003, 10:16:36 am
Meeting the woman of your dreams then finding out she ain't a woman.
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Reply #30 on: May 29, 2003, 10:17:07 am
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Originally posted by Arnav
Meeting the woman of your dreams, and then finding out you're impotent.


That's not really as ironic as it is unfortuneate. Ironic would be finding out the woman is a man.
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Reply #31 on: May 29, 2003, 10:22:22 am
:wtf:
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Reply #32 on: May 29, 2003, 10:24:50 am
.... look at the times ....
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #33 on: May 29, 2003, 10:27:13 am
I found quite an ironic calendar.

It said "2003 Calendar, courtesy of Whitleys Garden Centre"

But you had to pay £4.99 for it!
 

Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #34 on: May 29, 2003, 12:35:16 pm
http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,15164.msg289643.html#msg289643

Oh hang on, that's not actually irony. Still, I find it amusing :)
  

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Reply #35 on: May 30, 2003, 08:13:47 am
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
.... look at the times ....


Talk about irony.... :p
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