[stereotypical announcer]
Butterball in first, comming up fast behind is Santos el Halper. Battling for third are Jimmy Rimmy and Stinkbag. And in last place is the feeble little Pentagon, too dumb to even realize whats going on.
And there you have it folks. The underogs have truly won today folks, with CommonSense and Mr.Morals having taken the top spots in the quaifying round. Finishing last overall is the little horse with a lot of fight but not too much brains, yes its Pentagon. The trainer, Mr.Bush had these sad words to say in an interview after the race: "I ain't seen nothing like this since Joe Bob got drunker th'n hell 'n ran for Congress. It's like ma daddy used to say, you can take the boy outta Texas but ya caint take the Texas outta the boy"
[/stereotypical announcer]
Yes, they've pulled the plug but that doesn't nulify the stupidity that brought this thing so far in the first place.
And for those who live in the US, this little stunt cost 600,000 of your taxdollars. You must have
of money if you have enough to throw away on such marvelously idiotic schemes.
