[Shrike]

What's next, tentacle attachments?

[IPAndrews]

I hope the pillows are machine washable.

[Ashrak]

oh god.

[aldo_14]

[Fury]

Originally posted by Shrike
What's next, tentacle attachments?

What's wrong with tentacles?

[Turnsky]

Originally posted by Mr. Fury

What's wrong with tentacles?

do you REALLY want to know?

[an0n]

Shrike: Awesome.

Anyway;

The thing 'bout it is that all asian men have incredibly small penises. So they need these naive, 'pure', 'small' girls who are too inexperienced to know that their dicks are so tiny. But such girls are protected under the law. We call them '12 year olds'.

So the small-weinered sickos fixate on cartoon characters who, although claiming to be above the legal age of consent, are crafted to fulfill the paedophilic nature of all Japanese men.

And being Japanese, the people that make these child-softporn 'actresses' are very astute businessmen and so make them just cartoonish enough to be able to sell the idea to children as well as all the sickos.

It makes good business sense even if it is a little amorale.

[Rictor]

Originally posted by Kamikaze


No ****.

I always found a certain obsession very strange in the American people (yes, that is a generalization, but a mostly justified one). I mean, just buy water pistols like the rest of the world and be done with it. Being infatuated with guns which are mostly rifles or pistols is pretty disturbing. Wanting to sleep with one under their pillow is even more disturbing.

That said, I've always thought hug pillows are pretty scary creations. MS is getting pretty desperate eh?

I've never, ever held a gun in my life, and barring military service, I never intend to. And I'm not American

But I get the point.

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by an0n
Shrike: Awesome.

Anyway;

The thing 'bout it is that all asian men have incredibly small penises. So they need these naive, 'pure', 'small' girls who are too inexperienced to know that their dicks are so tiny. But such girls are protected under the law. We call them '12 year olds'.

So the small-weinered sickos fixate on cartoon characters who, although claiming to be above the legal age of consent, are crafted to fulfill the paedophilic nature of all Japanese men.

And being Japanese, the people that make these child-softporn 'actresses' are very astute businessmen and so make them just cartoonish enough to be able to sell the idea to children as well as all the sickos.

It makes good business sense even if it is a little amorale.

Speaking through experience?

[Fineus]

Thread locked.

an0n, regardless of your opinion of other nations - HLP does have users from all over the planet and making such sweeping generalisations isn't likely to make them feel welcome. Keep your racism to yourself in future.