[Liberator]

Thing to do as an evil overlord.

Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to at least 1.45Mb in size so that it won't conveniently fit on a single diskette.

This is great!

[neo_hermes]

I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

you know i would give all the guards a key that would release a wall of spikes in the cell they attempted to open. Plus there would then be a gas that would shoot into the cell so that person couldn't escape.

[kasperl]

old, really, really, old.

still great fun though.

[Singh]

Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access and, of course, free e-mail!

ROFL! That's funny!
Yet quite scary

[HotSnoJ]

Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access and, of course, free e-mail!

FREE INTERNET!!! W00t^n

[Martinus]

I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable super-weapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

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[Corsair]

I have super evil friends who would like this a lot...

[karajorma]

Originally posted by Maeglamor

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I disagree. That distinction has to go to

One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

[Beowulf]

Originally posted by kasperl
old, really, really, old.

still great fun though.

old. old. old.

and umm... old.

Yeah. really really really old.

Very old.

Depressingly old.

Floppy disk old.

Like, REAL floppy disk old.

Pre-everything old.

Hell-even-I-remember-that-old.

But still somewhat funny on some level old.

What-level-I'm-not-sure old.