You can actually get your name legally changed to a toy?
   Look, I may be a 34yo super-nerd  but that is just WAY over the top!
  Especially for a father of four! 

  Imagine his poor kids. My dad can beat up Optimus Prime! 
   Anyway I ponder making all future elections (no matter what office) be like Ultimate Fighting Championship! You vote for teh party representatives or write-ins (like our bud Optimus) and then they all duke it out UFC style with only ONE rule. First one to tap out loses (plus you CAN kick him/her in the wee wee!) I remember watching KIMO punch this guy he had pined like 11 times in the Johnson and the  dude fianlly tapped out (OUCH!)
  Now THAT's entertainment!  
