You can actually get your name legally changed to a toy?
Look, I may be a 34yo super-nerd but that is just WAY over the top!
Especially for a father of four!

Imagine his poor kids. My dad can beat up Optimus Prime!
Anyway I ponder making all future elections (no matter what office) be like Ultimate Fighting Championship! You vote for teh party representatives or write-ins (like our bud Optimus) and then they all duke it out UFC style with only ONE rule. First one to tap out loses (plus you CAN kick him/her in the wee wee!) I remember watching KIMO punch this guy he had pined like 11 times in the Johnson and the dude fianlly tapped out (OUCH!)
Now THAT's entertainment!
