Author Topic: HA! Can't laugh now!  (Read 1728 times)

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Offline Scuddie

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Vanity pounds are the ones that nobody cares about.  140lb woman:  OMG, d00d I w3igH 5 m0re pwnz tehn I d1d 5 y0orz 4G0.  I g8tt3 get r1d uv it!!shift1!1!!eleven!

...I have no idea why that woman would be talking in 1337 speak, it just came to my head that way.
Bunny stole my signature :(.

Sorry boobies.

 

Offline Drew

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if %40 of all the girls arnt fatasses, that still gives us pretty good odds of finding a hot chick.


Iv got a hyper motabolizm, so i started eating those 1400 calorie doube angus cheeseburgers at hardees.  Iv never been so happy.  Hell i ate 2 of those things.
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Offline adwight

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All of you with your hyper metabolisms make me sick.  I'm not saying im fat, which I'm not, but I actually have to watch what I eat, or else I will get fat.
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Gay people are rejects who can't get girls. Period. -DragonClaw
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Offline Flipside

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Heh, I was in Mc Donalds today, one of the rare occasions, and this kid came in. Apart from being cursed with hair from the Wonderyears, this sprog couldn't have been older than maybe 5. He had a pot belly on him already that made him look pregnant.

I think something should be done about it, because fat 5 year olds with faces like concussed fish put me off my meal. ;)

 

Offline icespeed

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it's all to do with the society. i don't think it should matter whether you're fat or not, if people want to die of heart disease and stroke at the age of fifty cos they're fat, that's their problem, they've had plenty of warning from doctors and even infomercials.

besides, don't diss the anorexics, it's not their fault they look up to hollywood airheads without a brain cell between them.
$quot;Let your light shine before men...$quot;
Matthew 5:16

When I graduate, I'm going to be a doctor, and people are going to come to me looking for treatment and prescription drugs, and I'm going to give it to them. Is anyone scared yet?

$quot;If you confess with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord', and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.$quot; Romans 10:9

 

Offline Unknown Target

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I use my metabolism, and eat what my body wants. Lucky for me, I can't get fat :)


And it sorta is their fault, especially when they're skinnier than starving kids in Africa, and still think they're fat.

 

Offline Tiara

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*eats surimi sandwich*

:D
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:

 

Offline Flipside

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If coffee with 3 sugars and Galaxy Bars were illegal, I'd be dead from undernutrition within a week ;)

 

Offline ZylonBane

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Quote
Originally posted by Tiara
*eats surimi sandwich*

And is this a brag or a lament?
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Offline Knight Templar

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*brags about eating cheerios*
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"I don't want to get laid right now. I want to get drunk."- Mars

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Fat people are a blessing for the soap industry.
No Freespace 3 ?!? Oh, bugger...

  

Offline vyper

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And the scrubbing brush industry...
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