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Offline Sandwich

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Reply #40 on: October 25, 2005, 11:50:22 am
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Sandwich I hope to whichever god you worship that was merely a joke


Partially. It wasn't a sleight against any female lack of capability to handle numbers, but more as a dig at the female propensity to frequently perform the female bonding ritual known as "shopping", during which said numbers have an tendedcy to decrease at alarming and often surprising rates. :D
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Reply #41 on: October 25, 2005, 12:35:19 pm
I'm a better shopper than any female I know.  Does that make me a lesbian?
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Reply #42 on: October 25, 2005, 12:54:32 pm
Sandwich: females don't inherently have a problem with numbers, but yes shopping is a problem.
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Reply #43 on: October 25, 2005, 01:36:46 pm
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I'm a better shopper than any female I know.  Does that make me a lesbian?

[color=66ff00]no, to be a lesbian you:

1. Have to be a woman
2. Have to be sexually attracted to other women

I buy really cool stuff all the time which I consider an excellent way to employ cash, it does not in fact make me a woman. ;)
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Reply #44 on: October 25, 2005, 03:38:36 pm
Men are better shoppers anyway - we get what we're looking for, no dillyadllying or browsing, and leave.
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Reply #45 on: October 25, 2005, 04:26:08 pm
Not always true. I enjoy browsing through the nice clothing stores.
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Reply #46 on: October 25, 2005, 04:33:43 pm
Aye.  I find myself browsing thru hardware stores all the time.
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Reply #47 on: October 25, 2005, 04:42:38 pm
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[color=66ff00]no, to be a lesbian you:

1. Have to be a woman
2. Have to be sexually attracted to other women

I buy really cool stuff all the time which I consider an excellent way to employ cash, it does not in fact make me a woman. ;)
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Yes, but don't you buy stuff which is a) useful and b)you will use, rather than say 12 pairs of shoes which turn out to clash with your handbag and get chucked in the wardrobe?

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Reply #48 on: October 25, 2005, 05:34:47 pm
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Sandwich: females don't inherently have a problem with numbers, but yes shopping is a problem.


You say that as if it contradicts in some manner what I posted above... :confused:
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #49 on: October 25, 2005, 05:46:45 pm
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STFU and GBTW


Shut The **** Up and Go Bang The Wife?
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Reply #50 on: October 25, 2005, 05:48:24 pm
Sell The First Ukelele and Go Buy Two Windchimes?
  

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Reply #51 on: October 25, 2005, 06:25:18 pm
Black Wolf: you wish "get back to work"

banging the wife requires you have one :D :P

Sandy: i missed one word in your sentance that changed the meaning
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