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Offline Ace

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Reply #20 on: January 27, 2006, 09:52:24 pm
Odd real Chuck Norris fact, J. Michael Strazychhsiki (however the hell it's spelled) wrote for Walker Texas Ranger.

I can see the interview now:

Norris: Our last damn writer was a liberal, atheist, tea-drinker. Who's up on the list?

Hirer: Jay Michael Strazychsikisiki.

Norris: What the **** sort of name is that? He can't be a good Christian with a name like that! Is he a Ruskie?

Hirer: Nope. But it turns out in his resume it says he's actually read the bible, along with the koran, kaballah.

Norris: Wait a tar-hootin' moment, he read his bible?

Hirer: Well yes, he's got a pretty decent background of reading a lot of history, comparative religions, etc.

Norris: He's hired! Darn toohanery damnit!
Ace
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Offline redmenace

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Reply #21 on: January 29, 2006, 03:51:06 am
speaking of chucj norris http://wowtwonewraces.ytmnd.com/
Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
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Offline Grey Wolf

Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Reply #22 on: January 29, 2006, 10:22:15 pm
I'm sorry, redmenace, but you're not Carl.
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline redmenace

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Reply #23 on: January 30, 2006, 03:51:48 am
umm ok
Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
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Offline Grey Wolf

Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Reply #24 on: January 30, 2006, 11:54:01 am
Carl is the keeper of the YTMND links, and you just can't keep up with the resident Shivan.
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Reply #25 on: January 30, 2006, 07:53:38 pm
I coulda sworn that was WMC's job though.
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Offline Grey Wolf

Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Reply #26 on: January 30, 2006, 10:03:04 pm
Definitely Carl. Though WMC may be a pretender to the throne....
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline Janos

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Reply #27 on: January 31, 2006, 11:27:25 pm
Quote from: Grey Wolf on January 30, 2006, 10:03:04 pm
Definitely Carl. Though WMC may be a pretender to the throne....

Carl is a Shivan, and Shivans must die.

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lol wtf
  

Offline Grey Wolf

Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Reply #28 on: February 01, 2006, 12:12:43 am
Quote from: Janos on January 31, 2006, 11:27:25 pm
Quote from: Grey Wolf on January 30, 2006, 10:03:04 pm
Definitely Carl. Though WMC may be a pretender to the throne....

Carl is a Shivan, and Shivans must die.

Purge the world with fire and lead, brothers.
No, Carl is Che Peppers. Stay up to date.
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
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