Author Topic: SEX on the Brain  (Read 5507 times)

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Offline aldo_14

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If you guys don't stop talking about the evils of the human body God is going to turn you all into pillars of salt or something.

Presumably this guy would prefer that punishment.

 

Offline Wild Fragaria

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If you guys don't stop talking about the evils of the human body God is going to turn you all into pillars of salt or something.

Presumably this guy would prefer that punishment.

 :wakka:  *LOL*

 

Offline Turambar

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If you guys don't stop talking about the evils of the human body God is going to turn you all into pillars of salt or something.

I'll show you a pillar of salt...
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D

 

Offline Martinus

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Not before I do:


 

Offline TrashMan

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I'd bang a horse if you put some decent make-up on it....
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Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline Ford Prefect

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Don't judge, TrashMan. If it's good enough for Prince Charles....

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh that's right, he did just go there!

Maeg, you have a nice salt pillar, but you really ought to buy me dinner first.
"Mais est-ce qu'il ne vient jamais à l'idée de ces gens-là que je peux être 'artificiel' par nature?"  --Maurice Ravel

 

Offline Flipside

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Well, at least you won't be short of seasoning ;)

 

Offline Nix

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This thread is gross. I'm going back to my pr0n.

You won't enjoy it as much, though.

most men need a recovery period?

guess im not like most men
Revisit that statement that in 5 years....

 

Offline Martinus

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Maeg, you have a nice salt pillar, but you really ought to buy me dinner first.
If buying you a Mickey D is what it takes to see you eat all of that salt afterwards I'm game.

I put 20 on you kicking it within an hour.

 

Offline WMCoolmon

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To quote Billy Connoly...

'If men could give themselves Oral Sex, all you women would be here alone tonight....looking at an empty stage.'

If you're flexible enough, it's physiologically possible.
-C

 

Offline karajorma

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9 minutes foreplay, 1 minutes pelvic thrusting*

Funny thing is that there are some women out there who would consider that an improvement :)

Karajorma's Freespace FAQ. It's almost like asking me yourself.

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Offline Wild Fragaria

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9 minutes foreplay, 1 minutes pelvic thrusting*

Funny thing is that there are some women out there who would consider that an improvement :)



That is funny but quite true.  A couple of my friends said something similar that they couldn't understand why it's always a rush for most guys (not like the guys are always cheated with some married women, whose husbands on the way home).  If you're with someone beautiful who you love, you should really take your time and admire what you have  ;)

Great pillars of salt, Maeg.

I wonder how much water you will drink if you do decide to taste the pillars of salt after the burger meal, FP  :D

  

Offline aldo_14

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That is funny but quite true.  A couple of my friends said something similar that they couldn't understand why it's always a rush for most guys (not like the guys are always cheated with some married women, whose husbands on the way home).  If you're with someone beautiful who you love, you should really take your time and admire what you have  ;)

Historically, humans are polygamous; not so much as say, a gorilla, but not monogamous either. (Incidentally, the general trend seems to be that the more polygamous a species are, the greater the size difference between in male and female - believed due to the intensity of male competition).  In any case, males are wired up that way; there's a theory (Evolutionary psychology) that a lot of human brain development and consequences (art, language, etc) can be placed down to sexual selection rather than natural selection.  And polygamy - males with multiple partners and hence more offspring - is really required for sexual selection to have a significant effect.  Such as in hnter-gatherer type tribes; the females will have 6-8 or so children, the males dozens as the result of polygamy.

Still bloody rude to do it, though.  Particularly because there are pressures towards monogamy (namely the need of newly borns for parental or societal care - although this can exist in a sort of communcal support system for small tribes).

I've been reading The Mating Mind by Geoffery Miller, which covers sexual selection (advocates it, really).  Interesting book.