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Offline Whitelight

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Once one of the little (censored)  umm, lands on you, and stings you,  it can track you down. I know this because I got stung by one nasty ground hornet on my hand behind the garage and ran to the house which is 75 feet from the garage and one of the buggers landed on the same hand and stung me again next to the first sting. Gaaaaa... Its like they got built in radar.  :nervous:

I aradicated them with a dirt devil, put it over there hole and left it running... The bag on the dirt devil was filled with a lot of yellow and black fragments..  :lol:
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I remember hearing once that wasps give off a pheramone when swatted that make other wasps more likely to sting you.

Kinda sums up what bastards they are really.
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one of the buggers landed on the same hand and stung me again next to the first sting. Gaaaaa... Its like they got built in radar.  :nervous:

And yet they can't find their way out of an open window to peacefully leave a room and instead just repeatedly bang their heads against the glass. That's what happens when you have 95% of an already small brain devoted to pointless aggression and only 5% to navigation. Unless as already stated the navigation is linked to pointless aggression in which case it's covered by the 95% and they are exceedingly good at it.
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Offline Janos

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Here is the aforementioned clip about Hornets vs. honeybees. Very well made film, I saw it in television once and it was rather freaky.

 :nervous:

Where do you think the creators of the "Alien" franchise got their innovation from? :shaking:

Actually it was propably a deep sea creature, small parasitoid copepod or something. And wasps and lizards and stuff too.

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As for what attacks hornets? Not much I don't think.
Several birds at least, and bears and badgers, and of course parasites. Parasites!

The clip is actually about Japanese Giant Hornet attacking European Honeybee nest. Eur. HBs have no defence against the big fellas, native Japanese bees do. They overheat the hornets en masse.
lol wtf

 

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These can give you a nasty bite too! A friend of mine was once bitten on her forehead, an egg sized lump appeared before it eventually scabbed over about two weeks later, after another two weeks she was left with a nasty scar were she had been bitten.
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Hate wasps? Hate this...


The Tarantula Hawk Wasp. Guess what it kills...

duh... of course


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These evil-minded f**kers are what we have to deal with in south Texas.  Last time I got stung, I was trying to kill the nest they had made in my attic.  I couldn't find the actual nest, but I'd figured out where they were getting in, so I was seriously hosing that area with a lasting poison.  One of them tried to return to the nest, realized what I was doing, and went straight for me.   I ran for it, but the blighter chased me all the way around the house and managed to get into my hair.  I couldn't shake him off, so  I finally gave in and swatted him off with my hand.  Naturally, he stung that instead, but fortunately that was all he did.  Flew off, I guess.  It hurt like hell.

A few hours later, it looked like my flesh was rotting in the area he stung me.  It didn't blister or puff up, it shriveled up.  Hurt for days afterwards.  We eventually had to fog-bomb the attic.  That finally killed off the nest.  We never did actually find it.

Next time, I'm going after them with an aerosol can and a lighter.  Death's too good for them.

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Wow, they actually have a parasite....
http://www.strepsiptera.uni-rostock.de/e/strepsiptera.html
Picture:
http://bugguide.net/node/view/55824

Everything has a parasite. And parasites have parasites too, sometimes even up to fourth level (parasite of a parasite of a parasite  of a parasite).

I want to be a parasite.
lol wtf

 

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These can give you a nasty bite too! A friend of mine was once bitten on her forehead, an egg sized lump appeared before it eventually scabbed over about two weeks later, after another two weeks she was left with a nasty scar were she had been bitten.

ah, yeah, but it's usually instant death for the ones who get a chance to bite (humans). last time a wasp stung me I didn't realize until 20 minutes later. sure, I felt a sting at first too, but that could've been anything. as for mosquitoes, there are places here in sweden that has the worst mangrove swamps beat by a factor ten. and yes, people actually live there. worse than the common mosquito is the black fly, of course, but even worse is the god damn invisible biting midges. they itch a ****ing lot and you don't hear them coming.
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Wow, they actually have a parasite....
http://www.strepsiptera.uni-rostock.de/e/strepsiptera.html
Picture:
http://bugguide.net/node/view/55824

Everything has a parasite. And parasites have parasites too, sometimes even up to fourth level (parasite of a parasite of a parasite  of a parasite).

I want to be a parasite.
You're human.  You're already the ultimate parasite.
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Offline Janos

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Wow, they actually have a parasite....
http://www.strepsiptera.uni-rostock.de/e/strepsiptera.html
Picture:
http://bugguide.net/node/view/55824

Everything has a parasite. And parasites have parasites too, sometimes even up to fourth level (parasite of a parasite of a parasite  of a parasite).

I want to be a parasite.
You're human.  You're already the ultimate parasite.

i don't live inside another organism so my life is kinda ruined in a good way
lol wtf

 

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Where do you think the creators of the "Alien" franchise got their innovation from? :shaking:

Lots and lots of pictures of genitals. Ever listened to H.R. Giger on the subject. Man's a frigging perv!
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I meant aliens as a concept of parasitic killer species, not their physical manifestation...

I don't actually want to know what made Giger make them look what they like... :shaking:
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Where do you think the creators of the "Alien" franchise got their innovation from? :shaking:

Lots and lots of pictures of genitals. Ever listened to H.R. Giger on the subject. Man's a frigging perv!

but a bloody genius as well.
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