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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
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so use historical references as to why christianity is bad. remind them that their most ancient ancestors were once pagans crushed by christwanking roman phallace, diseased by the madness and/or genious of constantine to use religion as a penis analog (the roman empire) enhancement tool. you may use other referances such as the inquisition, the churches alliance with the third reich, and atrocious christians throughout history, like vlad the impaler.

Here, sir, you shall find your downfall.  first of all, I'm not sure what you mean by the first bit, about the roman empire, pagans and such.

As to the Inquisition, along with Vlad the Impaler, we have already pointed out that Christians aren't perfect.  I would need to do more research on the examples provided.

As far as the church's eleged alliance with the third reich, that's not at all true.  There were multitudes of Christian groups, churches and organizations in Germany and elsewhere that were very directly and in some cases openly against the third reich.  Dietrich Boenhoffer, a theologian and martyr, was arrested and executed for his eleged involvement in a plot to assassinate Hitler (basically he was the pastor of the church where the assassination plot was formed). 

I'll get back to you on the first two after doing a tad bit of research.  Got any more?
Could we with ink the ocean fill, and were the skies of parchment made
Were every stalk on earth a quill, and every man a scribe by trade
To write the love of God above, would drain the ocean dry
Nor could the scroll contain the whole, though stretched from sky to sky!

 

Offline Ulala

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
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Quote from: an0n on May 21, 2007, 04:40:17 AM
....I have decided to espouse Satanistic beliefs at HLP.

Go espouse them at Nodewar. Or do it here but don't post about it, this isn't a religious forum after all.

Thanks for playing  :)

*waits around for follow-through or hypocrisy*
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Offline Nuke

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
i posted that here because all of anon's other threads got locked :D

my point isnt to debate you. but i see religion as a potentially harmfull force that needs to be balenced by other forces. and with so called "lost souls" ligning up to be converted, babies being indoctrinated, its continues interferance with political systems, and an expansive global empire which continues to spread. now i have no problem co-existing with christians, i just think a great deal of them are misguided, taking up the religion for the wrong reasons. some believe that the world would be a better place if everyone was christian, but if you look at the current state of christianity, hundreds of denominations (often hostile), countless versions of the bible, i do not see how this could be accurate. and one must combat outright fundamentalism at all costs. we all know what that can do.

i dont like the fact that about 95% of ancient pagan history is gone (and most if not all white americans are of pagan ancestry), due to middle age book burning (i think christianity is full of worse things than a few bad apples). only minor clues remain in a few surviving books, the language, ect. i think that the lack of an ancient history is whyy americans are considered short sighted. the bible is not our history, its some other cultures history that has been forced upon us. i fill the voided role of rebel, because its a position that needs to be filled. lets face it, without rebels there would be no america, no civil rights, no freedom, ect.

:mad: i think i broke one of my own rules
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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
No. Stop. Now. All of you.
Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assaults of thoughts on the unthinking.
-John Maynard Keynes

 

Offline Excalibur

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
Yes, I thought this was meant to be about funny stories.
His legacy will last until the beginning.

 

Offline Nuke

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
then by all means post a funny story amnd get the thread back on track.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline Fineus

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Re: The Big Ol' Funny Story Thread....
You know what, we're five pages in and I haven't seen any sign of this working out. If someone thinks they can manage a thread with some actual funny stories then go ahead, otherwise this is really a lost cause.