Sometimes I wish I had a
As long as it doesn't come to Aus.!!

Though I think this is a ridiculous idea for any person to have a chip on them. Hopefully we don't get turned into zombies because of restriction policies like this. It will also increase the level of people trying to get around "the law" because, who
wants to be tracked everywhere they go?
The next step will probably be a chip in the body somewhere...

This will not do.
You've got to find it first, though.
Solution: Microwave the shirt.

or roll it! Iron it. Perhaps magnetise the thing or wet the shirt, and electrocute it. Imagine that,
electrocuting a shirt

I actually have the longest post in a topic for once! *
waits for the big lecture to be posted*