[karajorma]

Well the source is a little dubious but if true this is ****ing funny.

http://westminsterjournal.com/content/view/65/1/

The residue of the now banned British-based radical Islamist groups, Al Muhajiroun, the Saved Sect and Al Ghurabaa currently use the website Islambase to congregate when Omar Bakri's cyber mosque on Paltalk is closed. The site is full of "fake jihadi" chatter and members' whimsical sighing about their brothers (and some sisters) who are now locked up in jail.

The site was part of a December 2007 investigation by a team of Russian hackers, who entered several extremist Islamist sites around the world. Using their manipulated version of eBlaster they recorded the key strokes of certain users of these extremist sites for up to several days. Those users who clicked on the Russians' links and entered the websites at certain times fell into their clever traps.

But it's Islambase's Hamza who shows himself to be the least likely pure Islamist. He is the most regular poster on Islambase and when he's not glorifying terror or insulting Jews, Hindus, Kafir and everyone else on the face of the planet, he's posting Global News stories, designed not to pierce the Islambase bubble - nice stories about how well Al Qaeda is actually doing (really...promise!) and how corrupt the West is (his favourite posts are about paedophiles and men having sex with bicycles).

He then switches to Strangeland's porn section where he watches several short clips including: "Wifey in the shower", "Trapeze titties on Titty Tuesday", "Pedifile's Punishment" and "Santa's Jugs".

After seventeen minutes on Strangeland, he goes for something even more hardcore on a site called Puretna. Clicking on "TNAFlix full length streaming porn movies for free!!!" he then clicks on "Long Videos" and starts browsing by category. I won't print here the results of the category search he undertakes but - according to the Russians - the categories he searches through include "Gay/Bi-Male", "SheMale/Trans" and "Home Made". One stream is particularly indicative of Hamza's online desires:

itsashemaleorgyscene2>Esc<>Shemaleclubkellyohanapi@@ing>Esc<<<>>

<>Transexualgangbanger10scene2>Esc>>Esc

Not my cup of tea - but then I'm not a perverse fake jihadi Islamist living in Luton off fraudulent benefits and sleeping - oh so - alone at night.

Hamza last week put a post on Islambase asking if anyone had any free anti virus software they could give him. No wonder - visiting all those sites! His computer must be riddled.

[Prophet]

men having sex with bicycles).

That I would like to see. Just purely from the scientific point of view. I mean, how can such a thing be possible...?

[achtung]

men having sex with bicycles).

That I would like to see. Just purely from the scientific point of view. I mean, how can such a thing be possible...?

We've got holes too y'know, and bicycle seats come off. 

Whether they're meant for that is up to you to decide.

[Mefustae]

We've got holes too y'know, and bicycle seats come off. 

Whether they're meant for that is up to you to decide.

Ah, but that would be phrased as "bicycles have sex with men", would it not?

[karajorma]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7098116.stm

Man + bike love.

[Prophet]

Well that's just ridiculous!

Fined for humping an inanimate object? How ****ing tight ass can you get?

[karajorma]

Just out of interest. Who read that all and wondered what "Trapeze titties on Titty Tuesday" was all about?

_{Well apart from titties, obviously}

[NGTM-1R]

Just out of interest. Who read that all and wondered what "Trapeze titties on Titty Tuesday" was all about?

_{Well apart from titties, obviously}

I believe my immediate thought was piercings and some fine (that is, small) chain...

[Flipside]

I always love it when people use the Internet to attack Western civilisation and Freedom of Speech......

So self-defeating.

This is not the first legal case involving someone simulating sex with an inanimate object.

    * In 1997 Robert Watt, 38, was fined £100 for trying to have sex with a shoe in an Edinburgh street
    * In 2002 the same man was arrested for simulating sex with a traffic cone in front of a crowd of people
    * Earlier this month, sentence was deferred on teenager Steven Marshall, from Galashiels, who admitted simulating sex on a pavement while drunk.

I seem to recall I got one of my mates drunk once and got him to simulate having sex with a Pizza Hut window....

[Prophet]

I once got two of my friends (male friends that is) to simulate sex with each other on my moms bed, while completely ignoring the totally hot chick (not my mom but one of my female friends) who also happend to occupy the other side of the bed (it was a large bed). This was during a drunken get together while my parents were away...

So. Beat that.

[TrashMan]

Drunken people making asses of themselves...what else is new..

Luckily that scenario will never happen to me. I don't drink

[karajorma]

Who needs mood altering substances when you do it so well sober?

[Herra Tohtori]

That I would like to see. Just purely from the scientific point of view. I mean, how can such a thing be possible...?

Ookko tehny lenkkiä?


 

[Prophet]

Thank you for reminding me of one of the most retarded TV shows in Finnish history.

And I usually listen to Klamydia only when intoxicated...

[Col. Fishguts]

Somewhat related to the original topic:

Silence ...  I kill you!

[achtung]

So. Beat that.

No. 

[TrashMan]

Who needs mood altering substances when you do it so well sober?

I was expecting that. But there is some truth in that.
I don't need booze to have fun.
 I do however need booze to make me stupid..lot's of it. that's why I never drink it. So I'm always smart 

[Hellstryker]

Somewhat related to the original topic:

Silence ...  I kill you!

  That be a good'n. saw it on TV not too long ago