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Offline iamzack

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BAYBEEEEZZ
on: March 20, 2009, 06:32:51 am
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Kosh

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Re: BAYBEEEEZZ
Reply #1 on: March 20, 2009, 07:33:15 am
400 BABIES!!!!!
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Offline Commander Zane

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Re: BAYBEEEEZZ
Reply #2 on: March 20, 2009, 07:38:25 am
Powerthirst! It's an energy drink for men! MENERGY!

And I blame it on unaccounted immigrants.
 

Offline captain-custard

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Re: BAYBEEEEZZ
Reply #3 on: March 20, 2009, 08:00:56 am
its stress related basically , you put most living organisms under stress and it will reproduce more
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i like stress  ;)
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Offline IronBeer

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Re: BAYBEEEEZZ
Reply #4 on: March 20, 2009, 11:52:43 am
Why is this so special? Increase a population, keep the birthrate constant-ish, and you'll see a numerical increase in the number of births.
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Offline iamzack

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Re: BAYBEEEEZZ
Reply #5 on: March 20, 2009, 10:39:34 pm
but still, we arw such n anomaly. normally, when you educate women and provide family planning, the birthrates goes down... no, wait abstinen ce only bull****. right. yeah. okay. okaaay.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Scotty

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Re: BAYBEEEEZZ
Reply #6 on: March 20, 2009, 10:46:53 pm
Quote from: IronBeer
Why is this so special?

Just to reiterate.
 

Offline iamzack

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Re: BAYBEEEEZZ
Reply #7 on: March 20, 2009, 10:49:24 pm
more children born in a year than have ever been born? cmon, do you know haow many methbabies that is?
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Scotty

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Re: BAYBEEEEZZ
Reply #8 on: March 20, 2009, 10:55:57 pm
than have ever been born than in any other year previously.  Can't leave that out.

Really, what's so flippin important about this?  Population increase + same birthrate = more births.
 

Offline Commander Zane

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Re: BAYBEEEEZZ
Reply #9 on: March 20, 2009, 11:02:51 pm
Quote from: Scotty on March 20, 2009, 10:55:57 pm
Population increase + same birthrate = more births.
To me that just sounds like there's more people but the same number of people having children. :wtf:
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: BAYBEEEEZZ
Reply #10 on: March 20, 2009, 11:19:21 pm
POWER-SPAWNING BABIES! YOU'LL HAVE SO MANY BABIES!
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
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Offline iamzack

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Re: BAYBEEEEZZ
Reply #11 on: March 20, 2009, 11:20:23 pm
fuuucck it would suck to be preggdrs.
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Offline StarSlayer

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Re: BAYBEEEEZZ
Reply #12 on: March 20, 2009, 11:21:10 pm
Quote from: Kosh on March 20, 2009, 07:33:15 am
400 BABIES!!!!!

give them Shockolate so they can be good at SPORTS and make the babies run ABNORMALLY FAST
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Offline iamzack

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Re: BAYBEEEEZZ
Reply #13 on: March 20, 2009, 11:43:12 pm
THEYLL RUN AS FAST AS KENYANS
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Commander Zane

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Re: BAYBEEEEZZ
Reply #14 on: March 20, 2009, 11:57:38 pm
THEN THEY WILL BE DEPORTED BACK TO KENNNNYYYAAAAA!
 

Offline Blue Lion

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Re: BAYBEEEEZZ
Reply #15 on: March 21, 2009, 01:14:45 am
For everyone who says "Duh, there are more people, of course they're having more kids" doesn't that kinda ignore the fact that the old record was 1957?

Wouldn't that mean after 1957 that it went down?

You're not at all intrigued about the big gap in time?
 

Offline Scotty

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Re: BAYBEEEEZZ
Reply #16 on: March 21, 2009, 02:03:28 am
1957 was the end of the baby boom.  That, and the birth control pill was introduced that year.  There was a big decline, but now that there are more people, still having less babies each, more babies were born that year.
 

Offline blackhole

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Re: BAYBEEEEZZ
Reply #17 on: March 21, 2009, 03:24:01 am
TURBOPUNS
  

Offline Nuke

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Re: BAYBEEEEZZ
Reply #18 on: March 21, 2009, 09:16:14 am
glad to see americas emergency food supply is stable
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