I'll forgive him, then light him on fire and throw him in a pit.(OK, maybe not
)
Everyone is so gods damned concerned for prisoner rights and all that jazz. What about the rights of the victim?
My real question is why are prisons almost like resorts?
Let's look at the brochure, shall we?
Oh, back massages with toothbrush shanks. I've got this wicked knot back there that should sort out. Lots of sun and sand in the concrete prison yard. I'll have a tan in no time! Great companionship from fellow guests. Sure, they're neo-nazis, skinheads, and a dozen other assorted gangs, but hey; company's company.
****! This **** sounds awesome! I'm gonna go out and find me someone to shoot. BRB.