[redsniper]

This is a totally original post. I'm not trying to copy or imitate anything that came before. No siree.

all redsnipers desire gainful enterprise!

jobsniper subredsniper secures job by application of "knowing a guy who knows a guy", beard, etcetera. jobsniper suggests to inscrutable interviewers that personal interest in science and desire to do something "important" (in addition to education) qualifies him for engineering job: surely, jobsniper argues, his ability to work with parametric modeling program Solidworks will be aided by his knowledge of artistic 3D package Blender. surely, jobsniper continues, general knowledge of and experience with 3D modeling will be useful even in a different style of program! "As you can see here, I didn't make this, but I made it look good, in spite of the atrociously handicapped rendering software at school."



all redsnipers are hired in stagnant economy. filthy lucre will pour into coffers of redsniper!

truly the works of [REDACTED] and friends named Tim have blessed all redsnipers greatly!

[iamzack]

i love you, snipey XD

[General Battuta]

all battutas salute all redsnipers

[Flipside]

Flipside learned never apply for a job with a Bank when the next day the Finance Chiefs talk about breaking it up into several smaller companies. Not the best time to apply I guess

[Galemp]

filthy lucre will pour into coffers of redsniper!

congrats, man.

[Nuclear1]

Nuclears support the hirings of all redsnipers.   Though Nuclears remain unemployed and lacking filthy lucre in the coffers,  Nuclears supports redsnipers.

[General Battuta]

filthy lucre will pour into coffers of redsniper!

congrats, man.

Oh come on, credit where credit's due.

[iamzack]

imitation is the best form of flatterttuta?

[Mongoose]

Mongeese are still trying to work up the balls to start applying for full-time positions, although Mongeese do have a possible inside lead.  In the meantime, Mongeese have nearly landed a part-time online tutoring position, which makes Mongeese happy.

[IronBeer]

Dem IronBeers is still crankin' through da college thingus. Chemie Engin... engu.... engine-summat-or-another, foist, then trying to be a freakin' dok. Coupla' years ta go still; lastest job ta "pour filthy lucre" (whatever dat iz) into the ol' "coffers" wuzz at what some smart peoplez call a "pilot plant biorefinery". Filthy "lucre", indeed.