[Scotty]

Came expecting comic book.

Was not disappointed, but not because it was a comic book.

Pretty much this.

[Goober5000]

"An ashy sawdust finish and nutty cannabis midtones are binded in the 1762 White Zinfandel from Champs de Merde."




EDIT:

"Delicious Lamb topped with Sauteed Duck Balls"

[FlamingCobra]

I want an America where greedy insurance companies and corrupt labor unions cannot undermine our founding fathers' dreams.

[Hobbie]

I had a wine one before that had a turpentine undertone. I'm so annoyed I didn't save/post it.

[Goober5000]

Mystery Meat and Meat Cake with Dried Lunch Meat and Cheese (I think I saw this in a cafeteria once)

Fist of Justice (seems legit)

Quadruple Overkill (naturally)

Instant Retreat (???)

Fatal Assassination

War For Victory

Extreme Extremism

Triple Domination (...)

[An4ximandros]

A South American tangerine aroma and oaty tobacco midtones are brought together in the 2004 Cabernet from Pepsi Winery.

Champs de Merde blends ashy ketchup undertones and a you-know-you-want-it vinegar bouquet in their 2002 Bordeaux.

Master of Justice.
Master of Surrender.
Master of Honor.

Peanut and Abalone Smoothie served with Barbecued Ham Pizza

The realism of cleverness is in reality quite unorthodox in its animosity.

[Grizzly]

I want an America where Taliban militants and oil cartels cannot sabotage our right to police the world.

That actually sounds like something Bush would have said.

[Hobbie]

Fatal Assassination

Tagline: Well... yeah!

A smoky turpentine bouquet and feminine Bar-B-Q undertones are entangled in the 1999 White Zinfandel from Fir Creek Vineyards.

A pathetic smack perfume and psychedelic licorice essences are binded in the 1995 Merlot from Chateau Beaujolais. (Groovy!)

Know this: that I have faith in our brave police force, our civil rights and our beloved family pets.

I will not stand for an America where Rupert Murdoch yes-men and communists can destroy our right to borrow money from Asia.

In defaulted market segments, be sure not to prorate uninsured forward rate agreements.

We will constantly strive to implement highly effective ePortals for today's Pakistanian dot-com virtual corporations.

Quadruple Retribution

Master of Punishment

Creamy Sausage and Bell Pepper Omelette with Fermented Spam Milkshake

[AdmiralRalwood]

"When I'm elected, I'll make sure Mexicans and illegal immigrants cannot corrupt our medical dramas."

Well, so long as our precious medical dramas are safe...

[Scourge of Ages]

"When I'm elected, I'll make sure backroom dealmakers and angry chefs can't make a mockery of our delicious apple pies."

"Mezzanine derivatives: in arbitrage-free market segments, always amortize them."

"Pepsi Winery incorporates well-hidden vinyl flavors and a airy brussels sprout aroma in their 2004 Pinot Noir."

"Fist of Risk" starring Bruce Lee's third clone in this non-stop action-thriller about a board game.

[Piemanlives]

"I will not stand for an America where Taliban militants and pharmaceutical companies can undermine our right to kill foreigners."

[Dragon]

"My supporters know that I support our innocent babies' smiles, our postage stamps and our Bill of Rights."
-Generic to the pain. Tell me something I don't know.

"When I'm elected, I'll make sure Muslim extremists and Exxon Mobil executives cannot take away our prosperity."
-Well, that one sounds really generic these days...

"My opponent is conspiring with Fox News cronies, porn stars and highly-paid lobbyists."
-You know, Jesus once said something that thing about throwing the first stone...

"Know this: that I will protect our founding fathers' dreams, our iPhones and our glorious future."
-Want my vote?

"My opponent is receiving money from 24-hour news networks, suicide bombers and government bureaucrats."
-So you're giving him money, too?

"I will not stand for an America where internet pirates and media moguls can destroy our medical dramas."
-Another anti-piracy nut...

"My supporters know that I believe in our free markets, our megachurches and our innocent grandparents."
-They say you can't please everybody. They don't say that you can't try.

"I refuse to support an America where military-industrial warmongers and pedophiles can corrupt our sense of trust."
-We could probably use that guy.

[headdie]

My supporters know that I support our American workforce, our civil rights and our brave firefighters.
wtf something reasonable?

My opponent is taking donations from health care bureaucrats, Mexican drug mules and Muslim extremists.
there goes that one's right to a fair trial

I want an America where Somali pirates and internet pornographers cannot take away our iPhone apps.
errr, yer, what?

My opponent is palling around with illegal immigrants, MSNBC cronies and unstable nuclear regimes.
sounds reasonable

My opponent is palling around with illegal immigrants, MSNBC cronies and unstable nuclear regimes.
you might be into something here, hmmmmmm 

[karajorma]

"When I'm elected, I'll make sure angry chefs and 24-hour news networks can't sabotage our precious oil supply."

Damn that Gordon Ramsey!



"I refuse to support an America where oil cartels and Chilean miners can undermine our glorious future."

Well they are both involved in drilling.

[jg18]

Still loving the wine reviews...

Pine Lake Winery fuses mild smack elements and an embittered crack-cocaine essence in their 2012 Chardonnay.

A hallucinogenic acetone flavor and free-love-inducing ammonia flavors are incorporated in the 2005 Pinot Grigio from El Burro Vineyards.

Champs de Beaujolais brings together earthy turpentine essences and a trite bubble gum finish in their 2011 Pinot Grigio.

A sinful molasses perfume and lascivious Kandy Korn overtones are brought together in the 1992 Chardonnay from Mussolini Vineyards.

[NGTM-1R]

"My opponent is conspiring with Fox News cronies, porn stars and highly-paid lobbyists."

With Jenna Jameson's endorsement, this is ironically an accurate description of Mitt Romney's campaign.

[Dragon]

"My opponent is palling around with internet pirates, Somali pirates and corrupt politicians."
-I wonder if he's also a Pastafaranist.

"My supporters know that I have faith in our innocent children, our sense of trust and our freedom."
-Awfully generic.

"Know this: that I believe in our brave military, our judicial system and our sacred constitution."
-Slightly right-wing, but also pretty generic.

"I will not stand for an America where Rupert Murdoch yes-men and Fox News cronies can undermine our Christian values."
-Now that's a nice one.

"My opponent is receiving money from filthy hobos, porn stars and flight attendants."
-Aren't hobos usually the ones to beg for money?

"My opponent is working with greedy insurance companies, media moguls and Muslim extremists."
-Insurance companies?! Burn in hell.

"I want an America where violent video game makers and Iranian extremists cannot destroy our heroes of 9/11."
-Hey, hey, hey, which side are you on?

"Know this: that I have faith in our big box retail stores, our right to use up the world's resources and our love for Jesus."
-A honest right-winger...

"When I'm elected, I'll make sure tree-huggers and smelly hippies can't sabotage our American workforce."
-We could use that guy, tree-huggers have been getting out of hand lately.

"Unlike my opponent, I will protect our iPhones, our glorious future and our megachurches."
-Is it just me, or is this generator conservative?

"I want an America where right-wing radio propagandists and pedophiles cannot destroy our cherished national parks."
-It's just me.

"I refuse to support an America where corporate executives and Taliban militants can sabotage our job creators."
-You're getting rid of corporate management? Hallelujah!

[Androgeos Exeunt]

"We will constantly strive to resell advanced eProcurement warehouses for today's profit-driven virtual companies."

"I refuse to support an America where Somali pirates and smelly hippies can take away our right to police the world."

"The 2000 Semillon from Scoliosis Vineyards binds earthy raspberry undertones with a sadistic cannabis perfume."

...



The Action Movie Title Generator might spew out some interesting ideas for mod names, though. I just got "Inferno of Conquest".

"Master of Overkill"

"Maximum Termination" (no idea how that works)

"Quadruple Surrender" (wut)

"Soldier of Retreat"

"Quadruple Jeopardy" (BOB BARKER PWNS YOU JERK)

EDIT: Ohh, here's a good one..."Unlike my opponent, I have faith in our right to kill foreigners, our hard-working families and our right to borrow money from Asia."

[Patriot]

"Unlike my opponent, I believe in our cherished national parks, our sense of trust and our powerful SUVs."

"My opponent is working with right-wing radio propagandists, corporate executives and Taliban militants."

"Unlike myself, my opponent wants an America where tree-huggers and sex workers can make a mockery of our American workforce."

"My opponent is taking donations from pundits, fat cats and North Korean dictators."

"My opponent is palling around with corrupt labor unions, Muslim extremists and drug companies."

Some of these are quite snappy if you ask me xD