Thank god for pirate bay indeed. That way we can keep up with the latest release (and re-edited) of snow white on blu-ray. Out next year from the platinum vault of disney is all of the normal flicks your use to seeing, but in 10kp on the *****-VD format. New features on this format includes a player that not only is always spying on you, but asks you if you're still watching, what you're doing, and asking if you really are doing what it thinks you're doing. This new format with the permanent online connection will even start tossing in clips of the same movie, but being performed by disney interns non-animated. The new format even takes advantage of the new always on camera taking advantage of the picture in picture feature of your television. Displaying side by side with your new disney movie a small screen showing you people back at disney actively watching you while you watch the movie you purchased, but is actually on lease. You cannot talk to these people in the little picture unless you pay a $100 monthly subscription to be able to do so; they however can say anything they want at any time.
Please be warned that: Disney execs watching you watch your movie may make fun of your clothes, hurl homophobic slander, and of course a never ending onslaught of anti-semitic slander particularly on the anti-jew side of life.
Pay $300 a month for this subscription of disney execs watching you watch your movies and you can be delightfully insulted by a drunk mel gibson. Mel gibson is not guaranteed to join drinking songs, but at his pleasure might.
