[diamondgeezer]

I would just like every one to know that not only have I spent the last week freezing my arse off up a mountain in Cumbria for my degree field course, not only did I spend six hours on the motorway comming back, not only is it half past three in the morning (and thus I am cream crackered) but bloody PJ and Big Gay Mike have, while I was away, put my FS2 disc #2 somewhere and buggered off without leaving even the most subtle of hints as to where it might be.

I am, as the old saying goes, unspeakably angry.

[CP5670]

go beat them up in the morning for doing that.

[Knight Templar]

*remembers AP3*

"If we are engllish, we should speak english dad"

"but we are..."

"no i mean English "

[demon442]

OK, take a deep breath.  Then check the freezer for your disk.  If its not there, take deep breaths until you get light headed and pass out.  Today at about 11 find thoes two and beat the living **** out of them until one of them tells you where they put it.

[Stryke 9]

The hell...?

Big Gay Mike?

I recommend tying them to a chair and interrogating them until they disclose the location of the hidden properties. Start with a scalpel and slowly move up to a blowtorch- they'll probably give by the red-hot pins.

[Blue Lion]

Originally posted by Stryke 9
The hell...?

Big Gay Mike?

I recommend tying them to a chair and interrogating them until they disclose the location of the hidden properties. Start with a scalpel and slowly move up to a blowtorch- they'll probably give by the red-hot pins.

Yah, anyone who lets you call them "Big Gay Mike" is obviously a coupla crayons short of a full box, so toture will be the only option, you'll never be able to guess where they put it.

[Stryke 9]

Oh, I just meant to do it 'cos it'd be fun.

[Blue Lion]

Well yah, there is that too, least this gives you something to tell the authorities

[ShadowWolf_IH]

i've always had a thing for putting people's hands in blenders when they've upset me.  however i hear that a drill going through the back of the knee is quite effective as well.  Usually they break before you get to do the second knee, but having knkowledge doesn't have to stop you from having fun.

[Stryke 9]

Really? My favorite is the crowbar. Untie 'em and whale on them, good ol' Junta style.

[Kamikaze]

JUDAS CRADLE! WOODEN HORSE!

[Knight Templar]

you forgot talking them into putting a D Lock around their neck to a chair... and beating the crap out of them with thier own limbs. LobsterClaw knows what i am talking about

[phreak]

what the hell?

[Stryke 9]

[PhReAk wakes up in what appears to be a basement, tied to a chair, with a ball gag in his mouth]

Now. We're gonna wait 'till an0n gets here...

[Knight Templar]

what the hell?

Now. We're gonna wait 'till an0n gets here...

while your tied, we give ya some nice Hustlers to keep ya bizzy

"oooo me likes the boo-- OH MY GOD! THERE'S MACHINE GUNS COMIN OUT OF HER JUBBLIES! SOMEBODY HEL- "

*DUnduhdunduhdunduhduhduhduhdundunduh*

*sssss*

*smoke settles*

[Stryke 9]

Er, I wasn't thinking of Austin Powers so much as Pulp Fiction. Ah well, 's all the same.