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Offline vyper

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on: September 20, 2002, 06:04:20 pm
Whats the mathematical proof for getting a 69? :D
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Reply #1 on: September 20, 2002, 06:26:00 pm
this is going to be messy
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Reply #2 on: September 20, 2002, 06:27:08 pm
dayum vyper, you just threw a bag of dog **** on the fire...

 :nervous:
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Offline Stealth

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Reply #3 on: September 20, 2002, 07:02:00 pm
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
dayum vyper, you just threw a bag of dog **** on the fire...

 :nervous:


that's an understatement... we're going to need more than flamethrowers to stop this one
 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #4 on: September 20, 2002, 07:27:02 pm
If you: 68 + 1 = 69!

There....:D
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Offline CP5670

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Reply #5 on: September 20, 2002, 08:55:32 pm
Good, good, we needed one of these... :D

Actually 69 does not really have any special number-theoretic properties (sum-of-powers, primality, etc.) and almost all of the "special" numbers encountered in analysis are transcendental.

Here are some of the more common special numbers:
http://pauillac.inria.fr/algo/bsolve/constant/constant.html

Out of those, the ones I most frequently encounter and use are the following. All have some really amazing propeties. :D
Archimedes' Constant (p)
Natural Logarithm Base (e)
Euler-Mascheroni Constant
Gamma Function Constants
Exponential Integral Constants
Stieltjes Constants
Khinchin's Constant
Omega Constant

I will post some nice special function proofs in a little while. ;7
 

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Reply #6 on: September 20, 2002, 09:59:42 pm
*wonders if CP knows the hidden joke*
 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #7 on: September 20, 2002, 10:04:59 pm
*wonders if CP knows what 69 also stands for.* ;7
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Offline Blue Lion

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Reply #8 on: September 20, 2002, 10:07:50 pm
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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
*wonders if CP knows what 69 also stands for.* ;7


That's what I just said :wtf:
 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #9 on: September 20, 2002, 10:08:49 pm
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Originally posted by Blue Lion


That's what I just said :wtf:


Don't look at me like that.  

I'll poke your eye out!  :drevil:
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

Offline Blue Lion

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Reply #10 on: September 20, 2002, 10:14:23 pm
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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND


Don't look at me like that.  

I'll poke your eye out!  :drevil:



Ewwwww :wtf:
 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #11 on: September 20, 2002, 10:17:18 pm
*pokes Blue Lion in the eye*

;)

Told ya, don't look at me like that.
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

Offline Blue Lion

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Reply #12 on: September 20, 2002, 10:28:34 pm
You scare me :shaking:
 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #13 on: September 20, 2002, 10:37:54 pm
Oh, don't do that.  I get violent when people get scared.
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #14 on: September 20, 2002, 10:52:54 pm
/me wakes up from being passed out on keyboard.

69? What? Huh?

/me passes out on keyboard.
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Offline Kamikaze

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Reply #15 on: September 21, 2002, 01:27:52 am
............................
what? :wtf:

*me goes back to screwing up the NW forum*
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Offline Razor

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Reply #16 on: September 21, 2002, 02:53:05 am
Well I am not really a math fan, but can we use this thread to ask you "geniouses" to help us out solve math problems? That could be a good use for this thread.
 

Offline Stunaep

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Reply #17 on: September 21, 2002, 03:06:41 am
uhh.... can you say
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Offline Redfang

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Reply #18 on: September 21, 2002, 03:15:11 am
:sigh:
  

Offline vyper

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Reply #19 on: September 21, 2002, 06:56:48 am
Ah its all going to plan....

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