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Offline Tiara

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Reply #20 on: September 23, 2002, 01:56:20 am
Give the bird some pot. It'll move... Not in the right direction... But he'll move...
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #21 on: September 23, 2002, 01:57:19 am
:lol: :lol:

i literally cannot express my excitement through the english language, perhaps i'll delve into some ewok  

"Yeecha!"

"yub Yub, commander ;)"

Try giving it a worm or two, that always works in the cartoons.

*recalls fond memories of episodes of loony toons. Specificly tweety and that one bird.. you know the one episode about the San Jaun Capistrano Swallows :D *
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Offline Darkage

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Reply #22 on: September 23, 2002, 01:59:43 am
Wel...it was rather actif so i opend my window picked the bird up and let it snif the air and the it flapt ist's wing and w00sh !! there she go's.

Now the worst part.

Cleaning the **** from my grocery crate.
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Offline Tiara

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Reply #23 on: September 23, 2002, 02:01:03 am
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Originally posted by darkage

Cleaning the **** from my grocery crate.


Thats bad... REAL bad... :shaking:
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



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Offline Darkage

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Reply #24 on: September 23, 2002, 02:02:37 am
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Thats bad... REAL bad... :shaking:



It is indeed very bad.....

*Vomits*
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #25 on: September 23, 2002, 02:08:32 am
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Offline Darkage

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Reply #26 on: September 23, 2002, 02:48:32 am
I juts dumped the crate from the 5th floor:p
Nah...i just put it at the trash.
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Reply #27 on: September 23, 2002, 06:41:46 am
:lol::yes:
 

Offline Stunaep

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Reply #28 on: September 23, 2002, 08:16:42 am
ah... pigeons.

The balcony outside my apartement had a real pigeon brothel for a year or so. Then we closed up the balcony, and removed the pigeons and the pigeon-****.

If I remember correctly, we had to transport away about 60 kg of pigeon ****.

Just thought, I might share this with you.
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Offline Nico

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Reply #29 on: September 23, 2002, 08:27:09 am
sick or lazy? noooooo :D
smart :lol: the guy got bed and breakfast for free :D
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Offline Gortef

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Reply #30 on: September 23, 2002, 09:06:44 am
Hehe, agreed :lol:
Habeeb it...
 

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Reply #31 on: September 23, 2002, 09:58:20 am
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sick or lazy? noooooo :D
smart :lol: the guy got bed and breakfast for free :D


:lol:

Damn you:p
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Offline Top Gun

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Reply #32 on: September 23, 2002, 10:35:38 am
This has happened to me a couple of times. The chances are that it's had it once it's lost the ability to fly. Being around as stressful a place as a human household and not even attempting to fly suggests to me that something is seriously wrong and it's best to put the thing out of its misery.


As for germs: Yes, birds do carry an awful lot of disieses but as long as you take due percautions (washing hands etc.) you should be OK. I'd be much more worried about the parasites on it.
 

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Reply #33 on: September 23, 2002, 10:40:07 am
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

sorry, had a day-dream.. of Stealths snake eating mentally retarded baby birds that he put in their cage and he couldn't figure out what happened to them ;)


Yeah, but i've got a ball python, about 2 and a half feet long, but it never does anything except eat rats every 2 weeks or so.  it just sits and stares at the bird.  The bird never cares about the snake either

yeah, you're right Dynamo, it really has got no chance hahaha lol... nice predicting :p

That's a smart bird... it flies in, pretends it's sick, and gets 2 days of food and attention.   Right now it's probably in the neighbor's house, and they're taking care of it like you did :p
 

Offline Darkage

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Reply #34 on: September 23, 2002, 12:18:18 pm
Damn birds, next time one fly's or walks into the house i'll make i blast it to oblivion.
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Reply #35 on: September 23, 2002, 03:13:35 pm
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yeah, you're right Dynamo, it really has got no chance hahaha lol... nice predicting :p


Meh. Miracles happen. Didn't you watch the Browns game yesterday? :D
 

Offline Stealth

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Reply #36 on: September 23, 2002, 03:22:07 pm
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w00t !! it is still alive it actaly rotated 60 degrees


you can tell we play Freespace :p
 

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Reply #37 on: September 23, 2002, 05:30:26 pm
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Meh. Miracles happen. Didn't you watch the Browns game yesterday?


:sigh:
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Reply #38 on: September 23, 2002, 05:52:06 pm
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:sigh:


Titans fan? Well I guess that can be forgiven. At least you're not rooting for the Bengals. :p
 

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Reply #39 on: September 23, 2002, 05:54:40 pm
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Bengals.


:shaking:

don't even remember where they are from... Detroit or Kansas?
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