What's the point of spamming the forum with an "issues" thread? They're both equally pointless, they both get nowhere, they're both just as likely to degenerate into something evil and get locked. Only in this sort, people enjoy themselves while wasting time- and after all, what more constructive use could anyone who has the time to come here in the first place make of it?
You know what word need to get used more? Asshat. Ever since I first heard some moron use it, I've wondered what an asshat would look like. How would it get held on? Does it have a strap, or is it [Warning: bad train of thought. Abort! Abort!] plugged in, or what?
I want an asshat, so long as it's not the latter. It'd be so cool, and my ass would never get rained on/get sunburned ever again!