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Offline Razor

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What you can't fly with a superman costume? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :lol:

 

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What you can't fly with a superman costume?  



Doesn't mean you shouldn't give it a try.

 

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Seen it before, but it is still hilarious. My favorites are probably 3, 7, 10, 13 and 16. :D :D


yeah, the exact same ones were brought up here about a year ago.
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But then so was the 'How evil are you' thread. Or mebbe that was done on the VBB, being a student the past is something of a beery blur...

 

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actually, japanese don't have the sound "r", and depending on what convention you use for translation, you can use either "R" or "L" , since the closest sound they have is a mix between the two. That's written convention, not spoken one.


That's fried rice you plick

 

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Then there was the the packet of nuts that said: May contain traces of actual nuts.


It's nice when the packagers actually care enough to take the piss.
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At one point didn't Happy Meals used to say something like: Happiness not guaranteed ?
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Doesn't mean you shouldn't give it a try.


I was sarcastic D man.

 

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That's fried rice you plick



:confused:
can you say that again?
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At one point didn't Happy Meals used to say something like: Happiness not guaranteed ?


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You've made me come over starving hungry now you bugger...

 
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um, bout' 2 years ago i beleive.



Mmm.... you know, I live in Greece, if you haven't noticed, and never heard of something like that. And believe me, if that would happen I would be very happy.
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At one point didn't Happy Meals used to say something like: Happiness not guaranteed ?


I think it is, nowadays. They pump the McNuggets full of Ecstasy.

 

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That's fried rice you plick


Don't you mean "Flied Lice"? :D
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I think it is, nowadays. They pump the McNuggets full of Ecstasy.


:lol: :lol:
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Originally posted by venom2506


actually, japanese don't have the sound "r", and depending on what convention you use for translation, you can use either "R" or "L" , since the closest sound they have is a mix between the two. That's written convention, not spoken one.


/me points out that he's japanese and knows that :p

but as far as I've noticed in romaji it's r... ah well. But really, don't you think they could spell it right since it's an english word? :p
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Recent events have got me to thinking bout' some things.

My friend had to go to court the other day; he was put on probation for 7 months and a 45 dollar fine for getting caught riding a bike without a helmet (he is 14)

now i dunno bout' other countries, but in America, that is illegal until you are 18.

True helmets can save lives if you are in an accdient or crash or hit your head or whatever, but should it really be illegal to not have a helmet. I mena after all, it's your life, and your perogitive, well or is it.

It is kind of ironic, in places like where i live, it is illegal to ride on the sidewalk, but they don't bother to put in bike lanes in a lot of areas. hmmm :rolleyes:

ok so maybe the bike helmet thing isn't as stupid as i made it seem to be, but 7 months probation and a 45 dollar fine (while not a lot) is still a lil' harsh.

Also you have things like smoking. I am by no means saying i approve of smoking, i hate smoking, it pisses me off when i walk somewhere in a public area and somebody blows a cloud of **** in my face, eyes and mouth, but they know it kills you right?  It gives you lung cancer most notebly and many other problems. Ok. So instead of making it illegal.. you have to be over 18 to smoke...

ok... so you have to wait 18 years before you are aloud to kill yourself? (which brings me to another thing that i will get to ina sec) As mentioned before, i hate smoking so you;d think i would want less smokers out there, but it just seems a lil ' screwy that you have to become a certain age before you can legally smoke. Now i can be annoying and prove mself wrong, by saying possibly they don't little kids with bad judgement at such a young age to say "hey, smoking is sweet, i'll smoke too!"  but if they are really that dumb, they are going to grow up to only become less intelligent, i don't really mind if they go.


ok by now, the first two may not really be stupidity, but the real thing that i don't think makes a whole lot of common sense.. it is illegal to commit suicide. Now it is not illegal to smoke after 18, but it is illegal to commit suicide, no matter your age. Now the only way that you could actually have to pay for commiting suicide, is if you failed .

That is a crowing achievement in stupiddity i beleive. If you are going ot commit suicide, at least make it "dignified" and do it right..  

anyways, to some it up, smoking should be entirely illegal i think, i mean it's 0 and 2 already (murder and suicide)

thoughts?
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I completely agree with that smoking thing, and the same applies to alcoholic drinks; either make it available to everyone or ban it completely, but this is like racism. Someone should start a suit on this saying that it is a discriminatory law. :D (and I'm surprised nobody has yet) The suicide thing is indeed the most ridiculous; why would a dead man give a crap if it is illegal? :p

 

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you can't start a discrimatory lawsuit, because you can't file one until you're 18 :D
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I completely agree with that smoking thing, and the same applies to alcoholic drinks; either make it available to everyone or ban it completely, but this is like racism. Someone should start a suit on this saying that it is a discriminatory law.  (and I'm surprised nobody has yet) The suicide thing is indeed the most ridiculous; why would a dead man give a crap if it is illegal?




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you can't start a discrimatory lawsuit, because you can't file one until you're 18  :D



:lol: :lol: :lol:

some of us smarter people would surely "wreak havoc" on this countries' legal system if we were elected into office :D
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