Originally posted by Stunaep
yeah, sure, he'd just wreck that as he wrecked the other one.
Thinking of it, we could get him a plush Sath.
Or a plush cake.
What Really Happened Beyond The Nebula™
*the 99th Skulls, SOC, arrives in system*
on board the Sathanas...Shivan Sensor Officer: "New targets have jumped in directly ahead - collision course!"
Shivan Captain: "Dive, dive, dive!! Hit your thrusters, conn!"
Shivan Conn Officer (Carl): "Initiating evasive maneuvers!"
Carl yanks back on the control yoke, snapping it off the console. Frustrated, he accidentally lets loose a short burst of anger-driven plasma from his shoulder cannon, incinerating control systems and short-circuiting the navigational computer.*Sathanas jumps out, destination unknown*
*the Sathanas jumps back into the center of the Galaxy's largest asteroid field*
Shivan Captain: ".......
Carl!!!!!!!!!!!"
