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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #40 on: October 24, 2002, 01:06:44 pm
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Originally posted by Blue Lion
How did this thing get 5 stars?


:)
 

Offline RandomTiger

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Kittens
Reply #41 on: October 24, 2002, 01:39:54 pm
Kittens, god damn it!
 

Offline CP5670

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Kittens
Reply #42 on: October 24, 2002, 01:41:19 pm
This is a pretty strange thread... :D
  

Offline Redfang

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Reply #43 on: October 24, 2002, 01:57:07 pm
Was 3, now 4. Cats 0wn you.

 
Weird thread, indeed...
 

Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #44 on: October 24, 2002, 02:45:04 pm
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Originally posted by kode
I got it. but it was incredibly lame.


[looks at the other posts]


...you expected high comedy from the topic, perhaps?

There are really two things that are ever really said at all about kittens, and I think both have been done to death here:

1. Gee, kittens are cute. They're furry, small, and bite-sized.
2. Kittens look cute, but that's because they're evil.

If I were in charge of the Bureau of the Painfully Obvious, I'd add "3. Kittens are highly flammable", but I'm not.
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Offline Blue Lion

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Reply #45 on: October 24, 2002, 02:53:49 pm
*rates thread 1*
 

Offline diamondgeezer

Kittens
Reply #46 on: October 24, 2002, 06:05:23 pm
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If cats looked like frogs, we'd realise what evil, vicious little bastards they really are


Still, they are cute and fluffy, ain't they?

*doomed to be at the mercy of cats his whole life*
 

Offline kode

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Reply #47 on: October 25, 2002, 02:20:05 am
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Originally posted by Stryke 9


[looks at the other posts]


...you expected high comedy from the topic, perhaps?

There are really two things that are ever really said at all about kittens, and I think both have been done to death here:

1. Gee, kittens are cute. They're furry, small, and bite-sized.
2. Kittens look cute, but that's because they're evil.

If I were in charge of the Bureau of the Painfully Obvious, I'd add "3. Kittens are highly flammable", but I'm not.


no, I did not expect high quality comedy. I just didn't expect that someone wouldn't get the comedy offered in this thread.
and
"4. Burned kittens smells bad"
"5. Same goes for burned dogs, and wet dogs."
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Offline diamondgeezer

Kittens
Reply #48 on: October 25, 2002, 03:33:14 am
Tell you what we need is an e-cat for the forum. Everbody is happier with cats.
 

Offline Shrike

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Reply #49 on: October 25, 2002, 09:29:38 am
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Tell you what we need is an e-cat for the forum. Everbody is happier with cats.
I posted it on the first page.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline RandomTiger

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Kittens
Reply #50 on: October 25, 2002, 01:51:02 pm
 

Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #51 on: October 25, 2002, 02:23:54 pm
AAAGH! The evil! The evil!!
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Offline Stealth

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Reply #52 on: October 25, 2002, 03:38:41 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
AAAGH! The evil! The evil!!



oh yeah!
 

Offline diamondgeezer

Kittens
Reply #53 on: October 25, 2002, 10:32:58 pm
Sorry to keep bumping this thing, but I really feel everyone ought to see this one - Buffy Swears (if it ain't working, click on the keyboard first)

This is quite possibly - no, it is officially the funniest thing on the internet.

Disclaimer - rude words are involved, so in the interests of not offending anybody, don't click the link. EVER.
« Last Edit: October 25, 2002, 10:37:27 pm by 170 »
 

Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #54 on: October 26, 2002, 03:33:37 am
Rrr...

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Offline RandomTiger

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Reply #55 on: November 05, 2002, 07:19:39 pm
 

Offline Black_Dragon

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Reply #56 on: November 07, 2002, 11:00:11 am






 
:p :p  :p
 

Offline Stealth

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Reply #57 on: November 07, 2002, 11:02:50 am
your pics aren't showing Black Dragon
 

Offline Redfang

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Reply #58 on: November 07, 2002, 11:04:26 am
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Originally posted by Stealth
your pics aren't showing Black Dragon

Yes they are. :p
 

Offline RandomTiger

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Reply #59 on: November 07, 2002, 11:24:28 am
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Originally posted by Stealth
your pics aren't showing Black Dragon


They are for me as well.
Go into your explorer options and make sure you have the kittens option ticked.
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