[Stealth]

check this out:
www.bash.org

it's got hundreds of 'funny' (and some disturbing) quotes and conversation 'clips' of people chatting.
EDIT:  I'm not going to give them away... check out the "top 50" :D

[Blue Lion]

It's been posted here before o.O

[Stealth]

well i wasn't aware of that oh-new-158th-person!

[Blue Lion]

Do you even read internal?

[Stealth]

occasionally.  i never get an assignment until YOU GUYS finish your jobs!  then i have the 'ultimate' assignment of making the tech room.  so i'm waiting on  you

[kode]

hmm... I've been a victim of some stupid stuff myself. like the occasional person stealing my nick and the people chatting to him/her continuing chatting with me after I ghosted it and so...

like this:

Session Start: Sat Oct 26 22:32:57 2002
Session Ident: Arydian
[22:32] Session Ident: Arydian ([email protected])
[22:32] Arydian> you ghosted it?
[22:33] kode> yeah
[22:33] Arydian> do it again
[22:34] Arydian> type
[22:34] kode> ?
[22:34] Arydian> ./msg nickserv Ghost Kode
[22:35] kode> I already did.
[22:35] Arydian> ok, you're showing to me as Kode
[22:35] Arydian> log out and back in
[22:35] kode> I am showing to you as kode, because I am kode.
Session Close: Sat Oct 26 22:44:02 2002