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Offline Carl

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on: October 29, 2002, 06:21:02 pm
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Reply #1 on: October 29, 2002, 07:29:47 pm
Interesting. A sandwich that can last three years without refridgeration. Talk about your Lunchables...
It says it won'r be ready until 2006, though. I guess they have to wait three years between prototypes to see if it's still edible. :p
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Reply #2 on: October 29, 2002, 08:08:18 pm
"chicken water?" :wtf:

This looks like a good idea though...
 

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Reply #3 on: October 29, 2002, 08:13:30 pm
I'm assuming that chicken water is a simplified version of the technical term that could be used to describe H 2 0 with chicken flvouring..    ya know, for our less litterate soldiers out there :)
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Reply #4 on: October 29, 2002, 08:35:42 pm
Chicken water! :lol:
 

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Reply #5 on: October 29, 2002, 09:32:15 pm
:wtf:

I've always eaten sandwiches in the army - only we had to have a refridgeration truck follow us around. :p
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Reply #6 on: October 29, 2002, 10:36:31 pm
that thing looks nasty--and its pretty foul for your diet. It is, however, excellent trench food. :D

Personally, I'll take MREs and C-Rats any day. :)
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Reply #7 on: October 29, 2002, 10:40:47 pm
Or, hell, just bludgeon a rat and roast it over an open fire.

Chicken water... hmmm... well, if you took a chicken, and put it in a hydraulic press, then I imagine you could call the result "Chicken water".

Hey- does that mean that, if you included all the other desiccated stuff that'd be left, but in powder form, you'd have Instant Chicken? Think of the possibilities- you'd just add the chicken water, microwave for two minutes, and you'd have a live chicken again, ready to lay eggs! And when you needed to store it again, you'd just take out your portable hydraulic press, check that no SPCA members were in the area, and repeat!

Or you'd get something really disgusting. Either way.
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Reply #8 on: October 30, 2002, 03:25:59 am
ah, the wonders of modern technology. The high-end scientists of the United States, have succesfully completed their 20-year-research, and have finally completed a sandwich that lasts for 3 years.

There's the real final frontier, sucka. :p
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Reply #9 on: October 30, 2002, 03:29:15 am
heh and you know that at least 1.3 billion dolla's has been put into all this streneus research..  Hell my mom could make a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich stay good for 5 years.

It's called Tin Foil and Tupperware. :rolleyes: :D
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Reply #10 on: October 30, 2002, 03:50:42 am
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heh and you know that at least 1.3 billion dolla's has been put into all this streneus research...


Well, it wasn't as if the ISS project needed the money now was it?

God bless American stupidity :D
 

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Reply #11 on: October 30, 2002, 06:40:41 am
Amen!!! :D
 

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Reply #12 on: October 30, 2002, 06:44:18 am
Hmm... right. :blah:
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