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Offline Stunaep

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Reply #20 on: November 02, 2002, 02:40:58 pm
well, I'm tall, and... well, I know 3 gals who consider me handsome, so :ha:
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Reply #21 on: November 02, 2002, 02:43:09 pm
I had planned on setting fire to some small children, but the damp got to the gun-powder and there were only like 3 people who came round begging, so.........
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Reply #22 on: November 02, 2002, 02:43:34 pm
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Originally posted by Stunaep
well, I'm tall, and... well, I know 3 gals who consider me handsome, so :ha:


What?...I said "yeah sure".
 

Offline Stunaep

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Reply #23 on: November 02, 2002, 02:45:47 pm
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I had planned on setting fire to some small children, but the damp got to the gun-powder and there were only like 3 people who came round begging, so.........


eh... that would make them more like... explode.

Thought of using gasoline?

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What?...I said "yeah sure".


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Offline Ulundel

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Reply #24 on: November 02, 2002, 02:49:20 pm
I'm not sarcastic. THIS is sarcastic -> :rolleyes:
I just said "yeah sure" gotta problem with that?

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Offline Stunaep

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Reply #25 on: November 02, 2002, 02:55:46 pm
You've been playing wayyy too much Baldur's gate. :D
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Offline Ulundel

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Reply #26 on: November 02, 2002, 02:59:38 pm
*sings*

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Offline Vertigo1

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Reply #27 on: November 02, 2002, 10:49:47 pm
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*police phone rings*

- This is the Police. What seems to be the problem?
- HELP, OH HELP, a group of terrorists just stormed the house and took us hostage! They are holding a bag of dog poop in their hands and... Oh my god... they are threatening.... I can't say it... they are threatening to... ignite it!!! Oh the humanity!!!!

*splurt*


hahah

The police showed up, and laughed in their faces and told em to get a hose, then drove off. :p
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Reply #28 on: November 03, 2002, 01:39:50 am
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 toliet papering at least. You're just depriving yourselves of a better time.


toilet papering? :wtf: am I the only one that's so deprived of knowledge as to not know what that implies?
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Reply #29 on: November 03, 2002, 03:05:34 am
spreading toilet paper over everything? I don't know...
 

Offline Vertigo1

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Reply #30 on: November 03, 2002, 11:16:06 pm
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toilet papering? :wtf: am I the only one that's so deprived of knowledge as to not know what that implies?


OMFG, you've never been TP'ing?  You've never once seen someone's yard TP'd?  Where do you live, a frelling cave? :p

Its essentially taking a roll of toilet paper and covering someone's property with it.  Usually its trees or part of the house itself.  Hell, I covered someone's van with toilet paper one time.  Then it rained! :D  Never once got caught tho.

What's really fun is egging. :p
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