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Offline Sandwich

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I really don't know what title to give this one...
on: November 22, 2002, 06:27:20 pm
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Offline The Claw

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Reply #1 on: November 22, 2002, 06:30:59 pm
What was he doing to it?
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Offline Zeronet

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Reply #2 on: November 22, 2002, 06:36:48 pm
He was just sitting with it on his lap and it burned him. I dont find this funny in any way.
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Offline Mr. Vega

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Reply #3 on: November 22, 2002, 06:37:30 pm
The computer could have been touching the metal zipper or something...
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Offline Razor

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Reply #4 on: November 22, 2002, 06:41:38 pm
Well of course it isn't funny. Hm maybe he was on some naughty chat and while talking forgot to....

By the way, I don't think that he could have electrocuted it if he had trousers on. They kinda work as an isolater.
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Offline Stealth

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Reply #5 on: November 23, 2002, 10:59:40 pm
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they are made of material that electricity can't stream through.


can't stream?  i think you mean conduct.
 

Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #6 on: November 23, 2002, 11:17:09 pm
Funny? Disgusting if anything. I coulda gone all week without reading a description of someone's crusty schlong boils.


 At least, assuming I managed to steer clear of blogs all week.
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Offline vyper

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Reply #7 on: November 24, 2002, 06:26:24 am
I guess you could call this a hot topic.... :nervous:
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Offline Redfang

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Reply #8 on: November 24, 2002, 07:06:52 am
:wtf::lol::wtf:
 
Riiiight.
 

Offline Razor

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Reply #9 on: November 24, 2002, 09:17:55 am
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can't stream?  i think you mean conduct.


Thanks for pointing that out Stealth. Post edited.
 

Offline ZylonBane

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Reply #10 on: November 24, 2002, 09:54:17 am
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I really don't know what title to give this one...
Well, "Scientist burns penis with hot laptop" was good enough for CNN.
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Offline Tiara

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Reply #11 on: November 24, 2002, 10:25:09 am
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Offline CP5670

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Reply #12 on: November 24, 2002, 11:13:44 am
Is this in the US? If so, I bet the next thing that the guy will do is to file a lawsuit on the computer company. :p
 

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Reply #13 on: November 24, 2002, 12:20:14 pm
I'd guess europe... considdering that it says something in the lines of "London" somewhere in the beginning of the article.
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Reply #14 on: November 24, 2002, 12:24:47 pm
woot! he was a swedish scientist!

that guy in the article was his collegue...

and some other scientists in sweden has come up with some solution, glauber salt or something...
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Offline Su-tehp

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Reply #15 on: November 24, 2002, 07:09:23 pm
Maybe I'm just a sick, mentally unwell bastard, but I DO find this strangely amusing...:nervous:

I'm also relieved that this hasn't happened to me. :ick

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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #16 on: November 24, 2002, 10:15:20 pm
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2nd note to self: when genitalia begin exhibiting strange symptoms, go see the doctor IMMEDIATELY... :wtf:


Er... that kind of goes without saying, I would have thought...
 

Offline Blue Lion

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Reply #17 on: November 24, 2002, 10:20:40 pm
Really, cause lately I've had this slight burning sensation in my.....


:wtf:
 

Offline Su-tehp

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Reply #18 on: November 24, 2002, 11:35:18 pm
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Er... that kind of goes without saying, I would have thought...


Apparently not, because didn't this Swedish scientist guy mentioned in the article wait a day or three before going to the doctor?

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Really, cause lately I've had this slight burning sensation in my....

:wtf:


Dude, all I'm saying is this: Go to a doctor and get that cleared up before Tuesday. 'Nuff said! :D
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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #19 on: November 25, 2002, 01:47:08 am
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Apparently not, because didn't this Swedish scientist guy mentioned in the article wait a day or three before going to the doctor?


Yes, and look what happened to him... :ick
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