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Offline Stunaep

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And why is she posting **** on a paed...er...cyber-date site/thingy/whatsit?


uh... don't they do it in your country? I've seen 10-year-olds do that.

*waits for a question about what I was doing on a cyber-date site*
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Can someone please tell me a few things:
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  • Why she's posting on a cyber-date thingy
  • Why the **** the AOC in Estonia is 14
  • Why you two are posting her phone-number on a forum populated by English and American citizens
  • Why the hell she hasn't been co-ersed into signing up here
  • Why GE gets erect watching a man dancing in precipitation
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:lol: I feel so dirty...
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Offline Stunaep

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Originally posted by an0n
Can someone please tell me a few things:
[list=1]
  • Why she's posting on a cyber-date thingy
  • Why the **** the AOC in Estonia is 14
  • Why you two are posting her phone-number on a forum populated by English and American citizens
  • Why the hell she hasn't been co-ersed into signing up here
  • Why GE gets erect watching a man dancing in precipitation

1. To get a date, obviously.
2. what's an AOC?
3. Teno' posted her phone number. I don't even know where he got it. I'm not even sure it's her phone number. If it is, I urge him to edit it.
4. She no like Freespace. A shame
5. I don't know, and I don't want to know.
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5. Why GE gets erect watching a man dancing in precipitation


:lol: :lol:

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Offline Stunaep

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I also think it is top time to close this thread, before An0ns Liberation Army arrives at my house.
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Originally posted by Stunaep

1. To get a date, obviously.
2. No age limit
3. Teno' posted her phone number. I don't even know where he got it. I'm not even sure it's her phone number. If it is, I urge him to edit it.
4. She no like Freespace. A shame
5. I don't know, and I don't want to know.

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  • If she has problems/trouble getting a date, I really am going to invade Estonia
  • ......................Woohoo!......err........I mean.....err....
  • Tell her. She'll hurt him.
  • So? HLP is as much a spam-fest as it is Freespace, at least at the moment anyway.
  • He has issues.
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*must preserve these two threads for posterity*

At least it's confined...
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*must preserve these two threads for posterity*

At least it's confined...
Yeah, they get really annoyed if it spreads into 50 threads.........*hides his zombie mask*
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Stunaep

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I'd still like clarification on the AOC bit. I'm quite sure that whatever it is, it has no age limit, but I can't be sure.

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Tell her. She'll hurt him.


*bows*
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Originally posted by an0n
Yeah, they get really annoyed if it spreads into 50 threads.........*hides his zombie mask*


* taps The Hammerâ„¢ *

:D
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Age of Consent. Where you can knock somebody up and not get arrested. Usually.

*places shoe on F5 key, much like he did with Silent Threat*
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Offline Stunaep

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Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
Age of Consent. Where you can knock somebody up and not get arrested. Usually.


oh, that's 13.
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Offline an0n

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Age of Consent. Where you can knock somebody up and not get arrested. Usually.
Errr. Have sex. Knocking up is getting pregnant.

Oddly enough, you can get married, have sex and have children at 16 in the UK (and parts of the US), but you can't watch porn or drink at your wedding.......err.....Watch porn anytime that is, not at your wedding.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Stealth

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i leave for two hours and i come back to 8 pages of replies...

it's incredible, this has GOT to be a record... seriously! :)

anyways, where i live it's illegal for me to date her probably

 

Offline Stunaep

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Errr. Have sex. Knocking up is getting pregnant.

Oddly enough, you can get married, have sex and have children at 16 in the UK (and parts of the US), but you can't watch porn or drink at your wedding.......err.....Watch porn anytime that is, not at your wedding.


Quick overview of our laws:

AOC: 13
Marital age (with parents agreement): none
Marital age (w/o parents agreement): 18
Legal Drinking age: 18
Legal Smoking age: 18
Legal Gambling age: 21
Legal Voting age: 21
Legal pr0n age: 21
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Offline Galemp

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Hey, it's Stealth! Welcome to the party. *hands him a Fuzzy Navel* Be sure to look around Chez Shrike; it's closed for the night but it's still fun to see.
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Offline Stealth

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KT will be here any minute to start spamming...

 

Offline Stunaep

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Originally posted by Stealth
i leave for two hours and i come back to 8 pages of replies...

it's incredible, this has GOT to be a record... seriously! :)

anyways, where i live it's illegal for me to date her probably

nah, the record belongs to Road Trip.

Which doesn't differ from this thread all that much.
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Offline Stealth

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this is crazy :)  there's like an average of 4 replies every minute.  awesome ;) we haven't seen this much activity since.  well.  i forget