[diamondgeezer]

Originally posted by nuclear1
*slaps ZB*

Oh, that was smart. Now Zylon's going to hunt you down and use sarcasm on you. If you're unlucky, he might even deploy the irony...

You best run while you can, friend...

[Sesquipedalian]

I tried Marmite once.  It was the single strangest taste experience of my life.  Never before or since have I had one part of my tongue report "By golly, that's not bad!" while simultaneously other parts of my tongue were screaming in the abject horror of a man faced with the malevolent, seething, black power of an ungodly incarnation of evil itself.

[01010]

Marmite Bad.

Vegemite Bad.

Twiglets Good.

Strange that.

[Petrarch of the VBB]

It's because Twiglets are Bovril-saturated, not Marmite or Vegemite.

As Thunder said, Bovril OWNS! Bovril can be used for anything, I use it in gravy. It's meant to be a drink, like OXO, but I also use it on toast, or just in a sandwich. or eat it straight from the jar.

[Petrarch of the VBB]

HAHA!

Dilute Bovril and put it in a Soda Stream!
Bovril IceCream!
Use Bovril as glue fro broken pots, or as a puncture repair kit!
Woodstaining, anti-vamdal paint.

Oh, the many uses of Bovril.

[Nick O Tine]

Or it makes good bottled suntan, or hair dye or gel.

Marmite and vegemite are nasty vegetable based filth. But bovril, liquid beef! A real drink/paste/obscenity.

[01010]

Originally posted by Petrarch of th VBB
It's because Twiglets are Bovril-saturated, not Marmite or Vegemite.

As Thunder said, Bovril OWNS! Bovril can be used for anything, I use it in gravy. It's meant to be a drink, like OXO, but I also use it on toast, or just in a sandwich. or eat it straight from the jar.

Always thought twiglets were yeast extract like Marmite. Ah well, learn something new everyday.

Personally I could never eat anything that has the consistency of something you'd scrape from a heavy smokers lungs.

[diamondgeezer]

Says "Marmite" on a Twiglets packet, does it not?

[Tiara]

My opinion on this thread -> :blah:

[Kazashi]

It's a staple in my diet, I wouldn't get my RDI of whatever vitamins and stuff are listed on the jar without Vegemite. Dare I say that it tastes good too. Another vote for that which is too tough for the rest of the developed world to palate

[Tar-Palantir]

I think Marmite (the 'grandfather' of all these 'foods') were thought up as a joke:

'Hey look! We have this half decomposing yeast product. If we mash it up a jar it, we'll make lot of money!'

I voted for the 'pure evil', if you hadn't guessed.

[elorran]

I'm not that much for marmite, though vegemite is actually okay when I'm in the mood.

[Tar-Palantir]

You have my sympathy.

[Reaper]

It's pure concentrated hate!!!
It looks evil... i never tasted it... and i never wont

[Petrarch of the VBB]

Originally posted by Reaper
i never wont

Are you one of these who says "I'm not doing nothing." thereby implying that you are, indeed, doing something?

[Black Wolf]

Originally posted by Reaper
It's pure concentrated hate!!!
It looks evil... i never tasted it... and i never wont

Ever seen half melted chocolate?

[diamondgeezer]

... what an odd thing to say...

[an0n]

*sings along the Motely Crue's track Girls, Girls, Girls*

Neeouw....Neeouw....Neeouw....Girls, girls, girls.........

[Black Wolf]

Originally posted by diamondgeezer
... what an odd thing to say...

May look gross, but it still tastes good