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Who do you place your pesos on in this Canine Catastrophe South of the Border?

A Rottweiler
19 (59.4%)
A Rottweilier's weight in Chihuahuas
13 (40.6%)

Total Members Voted: 32

Voting closed: January 06, 2003, 01:18:17 am

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Offline Galemp

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The HLP investigative crew saunters into a seedy restauarant establishment a few miles south of Tiajuana, Mexico. Our ace reporter gives the password and 500,000 pesos (about $6.50) to the bartender and they are escorted to the back. The bartender nods to what appears to be a mirror and the wall buzzes. Through a hidden door (covered by a velvet matador), our men walk into the back room. There, surrounded by scores of screaming Mexican peasants and Oriental businessmen, is a sand-filled pit. At one end is chained a large male rottweiler, mad as can be. At the other end, all in a small cage, are the rottweiler's weight equivalent in chihuahuas. The chihuahuas are covered in A-1 sauce (which they hate but the rottweiler loves) while the rottweiler is covered in, of course, taco sauce. All of the animals have been kept in extremely small cages over the past 30 days and during that time they have been thumped on the forehead with a wooden spoon at 5 minute intervals. Basically, they're all really pissed. They've also all been starved for the past 36 hours, so they are extremely hungry but not weak. If the rottweiler kills all the chihuahuas and lives, he wins. If he dies and one chihuahua is left alive, they win.

Post arguments for and against here. This is purely speculative, no animals have been harmed in the making of this poll.
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Offline Blue Lion

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Have you ever seen these two dogs? It's no contest.

 

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I'm probably goinna have the craziest dreams about that picture now..
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Offline Ulundel

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it's a kitten maraton or something...he's posting this about 10 times a day...

 
 

Offline CP5670

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man, I am seeing that stupid kitten image in every other thread these days... :rolleyes: :p

 

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man, I am seeing that stupid kitten image in every other thread these days... :rolleyes: :p
You're not alone... :nervous:

 

Offline Unknown Target

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Kittens are cute! Kittens with guns are not!

 

Offline Redfang

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Kittens are cute! Kittens with guns are not!
Are you on crack?
 
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*Sends his mighty army of gun-toting kittens after him*

 
 

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Offline Galemp

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No kittens! One Rottweiler vs. his weight in Chihuahuas!
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Offline Redfang

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No kittens! One Rottweiler vs. his weight in Chihuahuas!
Kittens would own both!

 

Offline Stealth

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The chihuahuas would win.  i don't know how much an average chihuahua weighs, or how much a rotweiler weighs, but i'm sure there'd be more than 4 chihuahuas... right?

in that case, the chihuahuas would overpower the dog, even though the dog is faster, stronger, and more powerful than the chihuahuas.  the same principle is applied in martial arts

 

Offline Unknown Target

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Kittens with guns ;7

 

Offline Redfang

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Kittens with guns ;7
Are you on crack?
 
*Runs*

 
yeah but the rottweiler would be able to kill the Chihuahuas much faster than vice versa. It would take out the first one pretty quickly then there would only be 3.  And how much damage can one Chihuahua do anyway?
Sure would be entertaining.

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Offline Nico

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the rott could kill all the chihuahuas in a dozen seconds. A chihuahua's jaw couldn't even allow it to bite anything on the rott, while the rott jaw would tear the chihuahua in one bite.

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