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Offline Shrike

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on: December 15, 2002, 12:30:04 pm
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Ulundel

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Reply #1 on: December 15, 2002, 12:43:38 pm
I don't wanna know where and why you digged that one up...
 

Offline kasperl

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Reply #2 on: December 15, 2002, 12:44:28 pm
and i don't wanna know why it should be funny.....
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

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Offline CP5670

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Reply #3 on: December 15, 2002, 12:48:14 pm
This has to be the funniest thing I have seen in some time... :D :D
 

Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #4 on: December 15, 2002, 01:08:18 pm
Good effort, Shrike
 

Offline Razor

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Reply #5 on: December 15, 2002, 01:17:35 pm
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Good effort, Shrike


....But pointless.
 

Offline Shrike

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Reply #6 on: December 15, 2002, 01:31:39 pm
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Originally posted by Razor
....But pointless.
That's nice.

*pats head and hands cookie*
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Offline Unknown Target

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Reply #7 on: December 15, 2002, 01:41:41 pm
It's a propaganda page. Read about the "Unification" part.
 

Offline aldo_14

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Reply #8 on: December 15, 2002, 02:39:20 pm
Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

It's all jpegs!!!  Save us from these communist monsters!!!
 

Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #9 on: December 15, 2002, 02:57:44 pm
Rule of thumb: when a thread's title includes "funny", the odds are overwhelming that it won't be.
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Offline LtNarol

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Reply #10 on: December 15, 2002, 03:06:04 pm
:wtf:
 

Offline Unknown Target

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Reply #11 on: December 15, 2002, 03:06:42 pm
Check this page, and you'll see why it's totally propoganda:

http://www.korea-dpr.com/unification3.htm

It also says there's a concrete wall along the 38th parallel--WTF? All there is is a checkpoint.
 

Offline Top Gun

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Reply #12 on: December 15, 2002, 03:12:00 pm
I doubt it's real. Even if it is, I don't suppose it has any more propaganda in it than the British Sun newspaper and at least it doesn't cost 45p to read.
« Last Edit: December 15, 2002, 03:15:14 pm by 266 »
 

Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #13 on: December 15, 2002, 03:20:15 pm
Dude, five seconds of Googling on the name of any conflict point in the world will turn up funnier lines of bull**** than this.
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #14 on: December 15, 2002, 04:10:49 pm
:no:
-C
 

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Reply #15 on: December 15, 2002, 04:24:21 pm
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Originally posted by WMCoolmon
:no:
Your comment is zenlike in its simplicity.  Too bad it's meaningless.
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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #16 on: December 15, 2002, 04:33:48 pm
It is meaningless, and yet, koan-like, can have any number of meanings. He is the true master.

[bows to WMCoolmon]
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Offline Windrunner

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Reply #17 on: December 15, 2002, 05:09:26 pm
*smacks shrike with a trout*

not to be rude shrike but this really is a pointless thread
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Offline Razor

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Reply #18 on: December 15, 2002, 05:18:24 pm
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Originally posted by Windrunner
*smacks shrike with a trout*

not to be rude shrike but this really is a pointless thread


And I was the first brave person to point that out. Hm...CLOSAGE? *HINT* ;)
 

Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #19 on: December 15, 2002, 05:21:10 pm
And Thunder locks MY thread. Hell, even that was more legitimate than THIS...
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