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Offline an0n

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on: December 23, 2002, 11:23:06 pm
It's just been ruled that Microsoft is to be forced to include the latest versions of Sun Java in Windows to stop them trying to muscle in and take over the Java programming language.

Hahahahaha.
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Offline deep_eyes

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Reply #1 on: December 24, 2002, 12:13:37 am
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Reply #2 on: December 24, 2002, 03:26:47 am
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Offline kode

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Reply #3 on: December 24, 2002, 04:17:09 am
oh, yey, as if I liked java to begin with...
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Reply #4 on: December 24, 2002, 05:14:32 am
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Originally posted by kode
oh, yey, as if I liked java to begin with...


You may not like it now, but you will... you will...
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Offline Kamikaze

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Reply #5 on: December 24, 2002, 05:21:19 am
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Originally posted by Styxx


You may not like it now, but you will... you will...


Oh my, is this in some odd stage of mental maturity which the health teachers never told me about? :blah: :shaking: :eek: :doubt:
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Offline Redfang

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Reply #6 on: December 24, 2002, 05:30:01 am
Good.
 

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Reply #7 on: December 24, 2002, 06:38:27 am
*dislikes coffee*
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Offline Zeronet

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Reply #8 on: December 24, 2002, 06:57:19 am
Windows XP doesnt have any form of Java.
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Reply #9 on: December 24, 2002, 07:02:16 am
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Originally posted by Zeronet
Windows XP doesnt have any form of Java.


Oh, it has. Even if only in the form of Javascript. I don't believe either that they left applet support completely out of it. And you can always install a JVM on your system, despite anything that Microsoft might want.
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Offline Redfang

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Reply #10 on: December 24, 2002, 07:03:10 am
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*dislikes coffee*
Me too.
 

Offline Zeronet

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Reply #11 on: December 24, 2002, 07:03:52 am
I hate Java, its full of security holes.
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Offline Styxx

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Reply #12 on: December 24, 2002, 07:05:05 am
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I hate Java, its full of security holes.


You're not talking about Java, you're talking about the Microsoft JVM. :p
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Offline Stunaep

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Reply #13 on: December 24, 2002, 07:29:21 am
YES!

exactly what are we talking about here?
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Reply #14 on: December 24, 2002, 07:35:10 am
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YES!

exactly what are we talking about here?


I think we're talking about them lawmaking people not leting Microsoft create another monopoly by stopping people from using technology from other manufacturers on their systems...
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Offline Nuclear1

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Reply #15 on: December 24, 2002, 07:58:58 am
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*dislikes coffee*


I second that.
or wait... maybe that's only cuz im 14
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Offline phreak

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Reply #16 on: December 24, 2002, 08:27:59 am
coffee?

*goes to starbucks and spends $20,000 on a cup of coffee*
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Offline kasperl

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Reply #17 on: December 24, 2002, 10:14:13 am
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I second that.
or wait... maybe that's only cuz im 14


i'm 14 and during test weeks, i'm on 3 cups a day.
otherwise at least 1 per week, sometimes more.
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #18 on: December 24, 2002, 10:18:11 am
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Offline ZylonBane

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Reply #19 on: December 24, 2002, 10:26:47 am
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Originally posted by Styxx
Oh, it has. Even if only in the form of Javascript.
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